Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 2 hours ago, accies1874 said: This was written by a pretty clever 14-year-old, it seems: https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/chairmans-update-1 Highlights include: "Speaking for myself, I am pretty good at multi-tasking." "The clue is surely in the dates!" "The message is clear. This could be difficult so let's not bother trying. It's too risky!" The random capitalisation of certain words is annoying too. My favourite: “I have principles, which govern my behaviour and I could easily take offence at the implication that I am only taking an interest because it is Hearts. This may be how others behave. It is not, however, how I behave!” Oh dear Mrs Minter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: League Two sides refused anything that wasnt 14-14-14. That was apparently a surprise to at least one League two side when Elgin City announced it. Probably still bitter about being denied a Highland League title over gambling, match fixing, and faking the need for a postponement. Edited May 9, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBank Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 St Mirren have now issued a statement. Thankfully it is short and concise. It says ''Get doon Herts'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, NorthBank said: St Mirren have now issued a statement. Thankfully it is short and concise. It says ''Get doon Herts'. Booooooooooooooooooo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munoz Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, bennett said: Booooooooooooooooooo. You missed off the M at the end. Edited May 9, 2020 by Munoz 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My favourite: “I have principles, which govern my behaviour and I could easily take offence at the implication that I am only taking an interest because it is Hearts. This may be how others behave. It is not, however, how I behave!” Oh dear Mrs Minter. It just reminds me of Groucho's quote: "Those are my principles and if you don't like them, well, I have others..." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Subtle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Fart of Shitlothian & Fartp***k Pishle - the laughing stocks of Scottish football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 That statement from Budge is amazing. Sevco are going to have to up their game. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 That is one hell of a statement.Only issue I have is there is not enough ! marks in it. Everyone knows you should do it like this !!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 (edited) Amazing as it is with the self-aggrandisement and liberal use of exclamation marks, I was thinking for the most part it was probably less of a minter than Falkirk or Partick's efforts. The whole '14 year old making their first attempt at a piece of reflective writing' vibe is hilarious but less so than the full-on meltdown with tears blurring the page those two produced. Then you get to the end and it reaches new heights of stupidity and pettiness, saying they're being 'expelled' from the Premiership rather than relegated. Edited May 10, 2020 by Dunning1874 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Rereading the statement, I think it’s missing something. Needs,,,,,,,more,,,,random,,,,,,,commas,,,,,,. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_oats Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: Then you get to the end and it reaches new heights of stupidity and pettiness, saying they're being 'expelled' from the Premiership rather than relegated. Kickback dictating policy there... https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/188663-expelled-not-relegated/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, capt_oats said: Kickback dictating policy there... https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/188663-expelled-not-relegated/ That thread is so Rangers-y it's unreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, capt_oats said: Kickback dictating policy there... https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/188663-expelled-not-relegated/ 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: That thread is so Rangers-y it's unreal. It's like a c&p from the Bears Den Absolutely no question that Hearts are diet-***s Get fucking doon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, capt_oats said: Kickback dictating policy there... https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/188663-expelled-not-relegated/ Kickback is full of moon howling sectarian spangles. They would have you believe that every member of "the six" as they hilariously call those Premiership clubs known to have said no to reconstruction is close to bankruptcy, despite a number of them having cash in the bank............................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Green Day said: Kickback is full of moon howling sectarian spangles. They would have you believe that every member of "the six" as they hilariously call those Premiership clubs known to have said no to reconstruction is close to bankruptcy, despite a number of them having cash in the bank............................. They've been claiming we're on the verge of administration for about a year now, and I've no idea why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_oats Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, Green Day said: Kickback is full of moon howling sectarian spangles. They would have you believe that every member of "the six" as they hilariously call those Premiership clubs known to have said no to reconstruction is close to bankruptcy, despite a number of them having cash in the bank............................. It's only since all this kicked off that I've really had a much of dip into it but as @Mark Connolly and @Day of the Lords mentioned, the Rangers-y vibe is quite something. Some of the takes are straight off Rangers Media. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: They've been claiming we're on the verge of administration for about a year now, and I've no idea why. Yes, St J was the one I was thinking about first. They cant seem to distinguish between statements that say "giving Celtic 3 stands will give us an immediate cashflow boost" and "we are not in financial trouble, indeed we have a cash surplus". Its either thick or very one eyed.................actually probably both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Fucking LAWL!! https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/188741-draft-statement/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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