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The Covid-19 thread has been hijacked a bit by a who won the war thread.

What is everyone planning on Friday when we celebrate our defeat of Europe!

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I will be spending the day mostly soiling myself laughing at all the weird English gammons on social media.

Armed Forces Day at Ibrox will have nothing on this shitshow.

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The Germans I know are a great bunch of lads and lassies. Much prefer them to the sort of folk who celebrate this pish. 

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I'm going to stand on the white cliffs of Dover, arms akimbo, and ponder how we English speaking nations saved the world, yet again, from the Evils of Johnny Foreigner.

If there is no one else about I may also sing 'God Save The Queen' with Spitfire noises inserted randomly.

 

 

 

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I’m going to wear my Union Jack bowler hat and sing rule Britannia while masturbating to pictures of landgirls and spitfires.  

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42 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said:

 

The Covid-19 thread has been hijacked a bit by a who won the war thread.

What is everyone planning on Friday when we celebrate our defeat of Europe!

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Actually V.E. Day stands for "Victory IN Europe" Day.

We didn't defeat Europe.  We defeated Nazi Germany.  IIRC The Americans and the Russians also played a part.

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.. and. if anybody is feeling a little bit anti-German today.  What day is it today?  I will give you a small clue.

 

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To the best of my knowledge I've never celebrated it before, so I'm sure this year will be no different.

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2 hours ago, coprolite said:

I’m going to wear my Union Jack bowler hat and sing rule Britannia while masturbating to pictures of landgirls and spitfires.  

^^^^^

Mastermind's alias found.

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What a bunch of pussies.

I’m going to go out and shoot a German.*.  It’s obviously the patriotic thing to do.

 

* obviously from at least six feet away.

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2 hours ago, Fullerene said:

.. and. if anybody is feeling a little bit anti-German today.  What day is it today?  I will give you a small clue.

 

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Is it Jimmy Page's birthday?

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2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Is it Jimmy Page's birthday?

Oh Ramble On Sarge.

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2 hours ago, Fullerene said:

Actually V.E. Day stands for "Victory IN Europe" Day.

We didn't defeat Europe.  We defeated Nazi Germany.  IIRC The Americans and the Russians also played a part.

Nothing gets past you.

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Actually V.E. Day stands for "Victory IN Europe" Day.
We didn't defeat Europe.  We defeated Nazi Germany.  IIRC The Americans and the Russians also played a part.

The Mail knows this.

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This thread reminded me to reconnect with my big German pal. He’d got run over a few months back but is on the mend. Thanks P&B for the inspiration to extend the hand of friendship to a German.

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