southernrover Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 28 minutes ago, Charles Stiles said: When a keeper is taking a goal kick, fans behind that goal giving it a massive 'You're shit AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...' that goes on as the ball's sailing down the ground. It was mainly an English lower league thing that was dying out through the play out from the back tactic but I've just heard it again during Portsmouth v Derby. God knows where, when and why it started but it's been around for a while. It's just pointless and awful. I still remember where I first heard it funnily enough (a preseason game down in England coming from Leicester fans), primarily because I too thought it was dreadful. Sadly it wasn't long after that it became part of the generic, unimaginative nationwide fan songbook. Genuinely makes me cringe whenever I here it, it's bloody embarrassing. For an EFL match all you need to hear is this, 'Making all the noise' and 'You're support is fucking shit' and you've heard all you'll ever hear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Stiles Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 52 minutes ago, southernrover said: I still remember where I first heard it funnily enough (a preseason game down in England coming from Leicester fans), primarily because I too thought it was dreadful. Sadly it wasn't long after that it became part of the generic, unimaginative nationwide fan songbook. Genuinely makes me cringe whenever I here it, it's bloody embarrassing. For an EFL match all you need to hear is this, 'Making all the noise' and 'You're support is fucking shit' and you've heard all you'll ever hear. That's interesting as the first time I heard it was Leicester fans too, at home against Palace when they were both in the Championship so a while ago now. You can add 'this is a library' to the copy and paste boring collection too. Originality is generally a thing of the past. Just a pity there aren't more like, coincidently, Palace's 'we're Palace we're Palace' song. That's brilliant when in full flow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG.Roma Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 10 hours ago, Charles Stiles said: You can add 'this is a library' to the copy and paste boring collection too *"is this a library?" "Shall we sing a song for you?" "We forgot that you were 'ere." And the above mentioned "Your support is fukkin sh*t." All of the above, sang by away fans, at every single EFL game everywhere. Plus, and bonus points for singing this in the first minute after a long journey that you voluntarily embarked on.... (Insert place name)'s a sh*thole, I wanna go home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, DG.Roma said: *"is this a library?" "Shall we sing a song for you?" "We forgot that you were 'ere." And the above mentioned "Your support is fukkin sh*t." All of the above, sang by away fans, at every single EFL game everywhere. Plus, and bonus points for singing this in the first minute after a long journey that you voluntarily embarked on.... (Insert place name)'s a sh*thole, I wanna go home. Sadly all too common at Scottish grounds too, along with the abysmal 'Putting on a show' moronic chant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 the abysmal 'Putting on a show' moronic chant.You could forgive children like Livingston or ICT, but the rest of us have been ongoing for over a century, surely they've developed enough of a songbook not to resort to that tripe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 The tendency to insert the word "listen" into every sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 Wales. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 The term ‘low block’ that seems to be ubiquitous these days. It’s called parking the fucking bus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Players who don't have their surname on the back of their shirt. FIFA shouldn't be putting up with such pretentiousness. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Christiano Ronaldo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Brannigan Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 23 hours ago, Raidernation said: Christiano Ronaldo Don't inflate his ego any further FFS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qpfc Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Players that purposely hold their head and act like they’re out for the count to force play to stop when they’ve actually been tapped on the ankle. Infuriating 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 (edited) On 21/11/2022 at 19:01, Savage Henry said: Wales. What are things you love regarding fitba? thread for this pish. Edited November 25, 2022 by Savage Henry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Socks with holes in them. Face masks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 On 24/11/2022 at 20:30, qpfc said: Players that purposely hold their head and act like they’re out for the count to force play to stop when they’ve actually been tapped on the ankle. Infuriating Should be a red card every time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 "He sent the keeper the wrong way". Did he f**k. The GK decides which way he's going as does the taker. There's no fucking Jedi mind tricks at play. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 I'm going to hate the incoming demands for 5-10 minutes of stoppage time each half to continue. I get that ball in play time needs to increase. The way to do that is to hurry players along under threat of bookings. The last thing I want is to spend almost 2 hours in a freezing stadium January watching goalkeepers still being allowed to take 90 seconds fannying about over a goal kick because it's all getting added on to keep me cold and wet for longer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 10:28, DG.Roma said: (Insert place name)'s a sh*thole, I wanna go home. i was at a rochdale-bristol city game and this was sung.fair play to the rochdale fans for singing back "we already know,we already know,rochdales a shithole,we already know.you get to go home,you get to go home,weve got to stay here,you get to go home" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donathan Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Sky having to have both Ally McCoist and Andy Walker in the commentary box for the old firm game in the name of "balance" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Donathan said: Sky having to have both Ally McCoist and Andy Walker in the commentary box for the old firm game in the name of "balance" Yes, I think having one good co-commentator and one awful co-commentator is quite balanced. Still can't understand why Sky don't adopt this principle to their main commentary though....Ian Crocker has been terrible for years (did anyone hear his strangled "Kyo-goal") 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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