Ludo*1 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) Firstly, I'm aware that you don't necessarily keep all these options in a pantry but I didn't want to miss out on the opportunity for alliteration. Time to answer some serious questions and find out what we've all been wondering, what do P&B'ers purchase? Edited May 3, 2020 by Speroni*1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 The quality of bacon, rather than smoked/unsmoked, is critical. We have red and green milk. Green for smoothies and red for tea. A thick sliced white makes good toast. Asda’s unsliced tin loaf makes ace toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) Whoever is buying red (or even green) milk and unsmoked bacon should be named, reported to Police Scotland, rolled up in a carpet and pushed into the nearest body of water, then be made to share a cell with Rolf Harris whilst wearing a Jimmy Savile costume and listening to Gary Glitter records. ETA. Shandon is first on the list. Edited May 3, 2020 by Melanius Mullarkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 I think it's only knighthood bear and one other poster who has a pantry, the rest of us have cupboards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Green Milk. White bread (Markies is excellent for remaining softer, longer). Smoked bacon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Rice or oat milk for me, blue for husband White bread No bacon for me (have never liked it), husband will occasionally buy unsmoked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) Green milk. Seeded wholemeal loaf. Smoked bacon. Edited May 3, 2020 by MONKMAN 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 No Milk, Brown Bread, Smoked Bacon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Green milk. Seeded wholemeal loaf. Smoked bacon. Is the correct answer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Blue Brown (Although I mostly buy 50/50, but no option for that) Smoked bacon (because I'm not an utter predator). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Whoever is buying red (or even green) milk and unsmoked bacon should be named, reported to Police Scotland, rolled up in a carpet and pushed into the nearest body of water, then be made to share a cell with Rolf Harris whilst wearing a Jimmy Savile costume and listening to Gary Glitter records. ETA. Shandon is first on the list. Compared to being locked up with the family that sounds good. Sign me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 Green (Red is the clear unacceptable, OFTW answer here) White (Don't mind brown but not a big bread eater so usually just buy whatever is cheap and to hand) Unsmoked. (Do not like smoked bacon unless it is burnt to a crisp) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Blue Brown (Although I mostly buy 50/50, but no option for that) Smoked bacon (because I'm not an utter predator). FFS Sweep. Does your mum buy it for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Blue milk (was green but have a one-year-old and she needs the blue) White bread (preferably Warburton’s Toastie) Smoked bacon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Blue Brown (Although I mostly buy 50/50, but no option for that) Smoked bacon (because I'm not an utter predator). Not on the list. Proceed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: FFS Sweep. Does your mum buy it for you? I'd buy brown everytime, if it weren't for my blasted gf. She insists on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 minute ago, SweeperDee said: I'd buy brown everytime, if it weren't for my blasted gf. She insists on it. Brown milk? Dirty b*****d. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Slacker said: White bread (preferably Warburton’s Toastie) 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: FFS Sweep. Does your mum buy it for you? You're picking on the wrong guy shandy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Orange milk Brown Smoked. What on earth would be the point of unsmoked bacon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Just now, Speroni*1 said: Brown milk? Dirty b*****d. Wasn't exactly the joke I had in mind, but touche. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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