Camera door bell

[welshbairn]

1 minute ago, Bairnardo said:

Slowly but surely dish out enough abuse, both verbal and physical so as to gain a reputation locally as a fucking psychopath.

Thus, no one will f**k with your house, they will explore the houses of close by neighbours who are not anecdotally known and mental b*****ds.

A much more fun and cost effective solution

Only if you like the idea of getting torched at 4 am.

[Wile E Coyote]

2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Slowly but surely dish out enough abuse, both verbal and physical so as to gain a reputation locally as a fucking psychopath.

Thus, no one will f**k with your house, they will explore the houses of close by neighbours who are not anecdotally known and mental b*****ds.

A much more fun and cost effective solution

Not true. You will attract the attention of the young tearaways. When I was one we always chose the local nutcases to play chap door run or throw snowballs at their windows as it was much more fun to have some mad b*****d out chasing you

[Melanius Mullarkey]

7 minutes ago, LiudwigXIX said:

Frankly speaking, firstly I thought that it is a good idea to write something such. But really you aright, it will just attract more attention

Good point, well made.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

To be fair if it helps someone to ransack this c***s hoose whilst leaving a massive shite on his living room carpet then Im all for them.

[GordonD]

On 23/04/2020 at 16:39, BillyAnchor said:

I quite like Rod Hull

 

[throbber]

There was some nutter who was trying doors around my bit a few weeks ago and he eventually managed to get into a house via an opened upstairs window and then grabbed a set of car keys and was away with the car which he ended up crashing a few minutes later. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

11 minutes ago, throbber said:

There was some nutter who was trying doors around my bit a few weeks ago and he eventually managed to get into a house via an opened upstairs window and then grabbed a set of car keys and was away with the car which he ended up crashing a few minutes later. 

^^^be a wear!

[Melanius Mullarkey]

15 minutes ago, throbber said:

There was some nutter who was trying doors around my bit a few weeks ago and he eventually managed to get into a house via an opened upstairs window and then grabbed a set of car keys and was away with the car which he ended up crashing a few minutes later. 

What a disc race.

[throbber]

1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

^^^be a wear!

I woke up to several people sharing their footage of this guy trying to get in their doors and then some guy told about how he had got into their house in the small hours and stole the car which he crashed minutes later. To our horror he returned to the scene of the crime in broad daylight walking up to front doors and being abusive before the polis showed up. It was some carry on. 

[Cosmic Joe]

[Shandon Par]

6 hours ago, throbber said:

I woke up to several people sharing their footage of this guy trying to get in their doors and then some guy told about how he had got into their house in the small hours and stole the car which he crashed minutes later. To our horror he returned to the scene of the crime in broad daylight walking up to front doors and being abusive before the polis showed up. It was some carry on. 

What do these neighbours hope to achieve with their cameras? Doesn’t sound like much of a deterrent to the local master criminals. 

[tamthebam]

9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

To be fair if it helps someone to ransack this c***s hoose whilst leaving a massive shite on his living room carpet then Im all for them.

I had wondered what happened to Shadwell...

[throbber]

17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

What do these neighbours hope to achieve with their cameras? Doesn’t sound like much of a deterrent to the local master criminals. 

Of course it’s a deterrent though as it’s a form of cctv and can be forward on to the polis. There were guys trying doors a few months ago just before lockdown but had balaclavas  on so I’m not sure if anything came of it. I never invested in any form of home security after this either, I’m more worried about them getting in through my back door though which doesn’t have a doorbell for obvious reasons. 

[Shandon Par]

45 minutes ago, throbber said:

Of course it’s a deterrent though as it’s a form of cctv and can be forward on to the polis. There were guys trying doors a few months ago just before lockdown but had balaclavas  on so I’m not sure if anything came of it. I never invested in any form of home security after this either, I’m more worried about them getting in through my back door though which doesn’t have a doorbell for obvious reasons. 

Have you ever seen the (original) film Straw Dogs?

[throbber]

5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Have you ever seen the (original) film Straw Dogs?

I certainly have not.

[AyrshireTon]

On 23/04/2020 at 14:30, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Saw an advert last night for Ring.

"Seven days"

 

 

Unless you made a copy and passed it on.

[The Moonster]

On 23/04/2020 at 20:47, Wile E Coyote said:

Not true. You will attract the attention of the young tearaways. When I was one we always chose the local nutcases to play chap door run or throw snowballs at their windows as it was much more fun to have some mad b*****d out chasing you

This is true. Regular folk don't chase you down the street, they'll just shout something and deal with whatever you've done. A mad b*****d will be up for the chase.

[Busta Nut]

On 04/08/2020 at 13:00, throbber said:

I woke up to several people sharing their footage of this guy trying to get in their doors and then some guy told about how he had got into their house in the small hours and stole the car which he crashed minutes later. To our horror he returned to the scene of the crime in broad daylight walking up to front doors and being abusive before the polis showed up. It was some carry on. 

Did no one kick his c**t in?

[throbber]

7 minutes ago, Busta Nut said:

Did no one kick his c**t in?

No - the police came and he ran away and it took a few hours to find the guy. Was pretty surreal.