Stellaboz Posted July 14, 2020 Author Share Posted July 14, 2020 Nice selfie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Mid 70s. Secondary school. Replacement teacher for RE (not a real subject, we spent the 40 mins playing top trumps and the like). Wee guy, troublesome pain in the arse had done something to annoy the teacher and was brought to the front for the belt. Wee guy keeps drawing his hands away and laughing. This does not generate respect or hilarity amongst classmates, who are of a "hurry up and get on with it ffs ya dafty" disposition. Teacher is a big, strong guy. He's getting pissed off and losing control. Eventually draws the belt right back and delivers it fully on wee guys face. Stunned silence. Huge red stripe across wee guy's kisser. Teacher seems to be emotionally disturbed and is never seen again. We never discuss it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 14, 2020 Author Share Posted July 14, 2020 45 minutes ago, Academically Deficient said: Mid 70s. Secondary school. Replacement teacher for RE (not a real subject, we spent the 40 mins playing top trumps and the like). Wee guy, troublesome pain in the arse had done something to annoy the teacher and was brought to the front for the belt. Wee guy keeps drawing his hands away and laughing. This does not generate respect or hilarity amongst classmates, who are of a "hurry up and get on with it ffs ya dafty" disposition. Teacher is a big, strong guy. He's getting pissed off and losing control. Eventually draws the belt right back and delivers it fully on wee guys face. Stunned silence. Huge red stripe across wee guy's kisser. Teacher seems to be emotionally disturbed and is never seen again. We never discuss it. https://images.app.goo.gl/1t1yxX7scgaW9osh9 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Not a teacher meltdown at school, but a meltdown by a teacher nonetheless. The fella in this video (who is catholic) taught me modern studies. Met him at football and elsewhere since, a really sound guy and part of the dynamic Mr Hunt/Mr White patter merchants humanities department group at the Academy at the time. Felt bad about bringing this up but it was soon outed on Twitter he was a teacher at the time. We had a modern studies teacher who done a stuck the middle finger up to Ibrox (don’t know if he blessed himself) and made it his FB profile picture. Was my last year of school when we found out so don’t know if anything ever happened in regards to it but it certainly gained him respect amongst the basically all Catholic/Celtic supporting pupils. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: https://images.app.goo.gl/1t1yxX7scgaW9osh9 That made me laugh out loud. Difficult to explain to my socially distanced colleagues what I'm laughing at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 14, 2020 Author Share Posted July 14, 2020 That made me laugh out loud. Difficult to explain to my socially distanced colleagues what I'm laughing at.Tell them a Fifer made a disfigurement joke. If they don't understand, f**k em. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 04/05/2020 at 13:42, TheScarf said: Culloden Academy always struck me as a mental school to attend. My now closest pals all went there and some of the stories I've heard from them are wild. Millburn Academy was fucking boring. We had all the posh kids from Crown there. It was up to us Drakies boys to create the carnage. Mr Allen (?) the RE teacher could always be found spending his Saturday nights creeping around love2love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 2 hours ago, PB1994 said: Mr Allen (?) the RE teacher could always be found spending his Saturday nights creeping around love2love. Haha yes. And latterly The Den. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 21/04/2020 at 18:26, Shandon Par said: Remember him but never had him as a teaxher. We had Mr “You boy” Bonnar for classics. Former goalie for Queen of the South. Few knew that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 I'm flabbergasted that Inverness and its surrounds has RAF schemes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Former goalie for Queen of the South. Few knew that.Wow, didn't know that.You boooy man on[emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 04/05/2020 at 10:39, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Baby was fine! Culloden Academy had intake from the lovely schemes of Culloden, Smithton, Ardersier and Croy. Drop kicking a pregnant teacher was probably seen as an act of kindness from some of these animals. Music teacher left my school and went to Culloden, he was knobing a sixth yr where I went. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Not a meltdown at all here...When I was 17, my PE teacher saw me and my mate in the boozer. Without saying a word he came over, tanned both our drinks and chucked £20 at us.I will never forget that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 17 minutes ago, bernardblack said: Not a meltdown at all here... When I was 17, my PE teacher saw me and my mate in the boozer. Without saying a word he came over, tanned both our drinks and chucked £20 at us. I will never forget that Er, why?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Er, why?! Because they were drinking double malts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Er, why?!Who would they complain to? Who would believe underagers in a pub. Risky and funny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 19 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Er, why?! Early afternoon, between teaching classes, pops in for a drink, sees Bernard and his mate, panics - hush money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Not a meltdown at all here...When I was 17, my PE teacher saw me and my mate in the boozer. Without saying a word he came over, tanned both our drinks and chucked £20 at us.I will never forget that That’s brilliant. The perfect crime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Music teacher left my school and went to Culloden, he was knobing a sixth yr where I went.It's ALWAYS the music or art teachers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 2 hours ago, RH33 said: Music teacher left my school and went to Culloden, he was knobing a sixth yr where I went. Hopefully his absence didn't put you off your Highers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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