Rugster Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Pornhub and that are all free just now @paranoid android so don’t see why you’re looking for some w**k material by reading posters’ sexual exploitations on here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Yer hole? Never heard of it. Any good? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Well we are in the pregnancy together so don’t see why I shouldn’t say we are pregnant.You’re not pregnant, regardless of how you like to spin it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: You’re not pregnant, regardless of how you like to spin it. Did you get your test results back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 50 minutes ago, throbber said: Did you get your test results back? Yes, negative. Precisely the same outcome as if you were to take a pregnancy test. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, MONKMAN said: Yes, negative. Precisely the same outcome as if you were to take a pregnancy test. I don’t go about telling people “we” are pregnant it’s just how that post came across, I didn’t think anything of it. I don’t know why it bothers you. My friend who was doing same as you never even got told he was negative they just fucked him off to work so he made the assumption he was all clear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, throbber said: I don’t go about telling people “we” are pregnant it’s just how that post came across, I didn’t think anything of it. I don’t know why it bothers you. My friend who was doing same as you never even got told he was negative they just fucked him off to work so he made the assumption he was all clear. The whole "we're pregnant" should really be in the 'things that absolutely infuriate me' thread. I cant comprehend why anyone would say it, it seems to have appeared from America, along with baby showers and the much loved 'reveal party'. No, I had to wait 48 hours, although I was hearing of people getting punted offshore without knowing the results. One of the guys I work with got tested Monday, then refused to go to the hotel so he went home until yesterday morning. Had I known his stance, I'd have probably done the same. There was guys walking 3 miles round the airport to Asda or the mini Tesco to get a carryout, the whole thing was farce. There's absolutely no way of knowing how many people could have been tested on the Monday, but had plenty of opportunity to come in to contact after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Blootoon87 said: As a single man, it's obviously putting a spanner in the works. Still though, I'm clinging onto the belief it'll be like shooting slutty fish in a barrel after the lockdown. Have you noticed an increase in flirty looks and winks from lady joggers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: The whole "we're pregnant" should really be in the 'things that absolutely infuriate me' thread. I cant comprehend why anyone would say it, it seems to have appeared from America, along with baby showers and the much loved 'reveal party'. No, I had to wait 48 hours, although I was hearing of people getting punted offshore without knowing the results. One of the guys I work with got tested Monday, then refused to go to the hotel so he went home until yesterday morning. Had I known his stance, I'd have probably done the same. There was guys walking 3 miles round the airport to Asda or the mini Tesco to get a carryout, the whole thing was farce. There's absolutely no way of knowing how many people could have been tested on the Monday, but had plenty of opportunity to come in to contact after that. I don’t think I have knowingly said “we’re” pregnant before that post and think I was in two minds when I posted it. I’m glad it’s annoyed you though. It sounds the exact same scenario as what my friend was talking, you’re probably on the same vessel tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get_the_subbies_on Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 25+ years of marriage and 2 grown kids both back living at home for the duration. Not. A. Chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 34 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: The whole "we're pregnant" should really be in the 'things that absolutely infuriate me' thread. I cant comprehend why anyone would say it, it seems to have appeared from America, along with baby showers and the much loved 'reveal party'. No, I had to wait 48 hours, although I was hearing of people getting punted offshore without knowing the results. One of the guys I work with got tested Monday, then refused to go to the hotel so he went home until yesterday morning. Had I known his stance, I'd have probably done the same. There was guys walking 3 miles round the airport to Asda or the mini Tesco to get a carryout, the whole thing was farce. There's absolutely no way of knowing how many people could have been tested on the Monday, but had plenty of opportunity to come in to contact after that. Sounds like we are having a period. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Well, seeing as I haven’t had “my hole” in several years not a lot has changed [emoji22] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: As a single man, it's obviously putting a spanner in the works. Still though, I'm clinging onto the belief it'll be like shooting slutty fish in a barrel after the lockdown. absolutely right - bearing in mind the recurring theme that more men are dying of this thing than women, your chances improve with every passing daily death tally announcement; fair enough, you might have to grit your teeth and pork a grieving munter, but any hole's a goal, eh ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 25+ years of marriage and 2 grown kids both back living at home for the duration. Not. A. Chance. ^^^This. Son working from home (he was about to start looking for a flat) and daughter back from Uni till September. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: although I was hearing of people getting punted offshore without knowing the results. Only by the tink operators. BP have been fairly successful in stopping infected clowns heading offshore to a grim diseasefest. The others can't be arsed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Getting my quota 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 2 hours ago, milton75 said: The others can't be arsed. Any hole's a goal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 2 hours ago, milton75 said: Only by the tink operators. BP have been fairly successful in stopping infected clowns heading offshore to a grim diseasefest. The others can't be arsed. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/bp-under-fire-after-north-sea-rig-workers-flown-out-before-covid-19-test-results-in/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Rugster said: Pornhub and that are all free just now @paranoid android so don’t see why you’re looking for some w**k material by reading posters’ sexual exploitations on here. I agree in principle but this thread is pretty arousing to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I’m still stuck on a sofa bed at the mother in law’s (including a four yo running riot) until we can move into the new house. It’s not really an aphrodisiac so yes, it’s impacting getting my hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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