paranoid android Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) Is the current lockdown affecting you getting your hole? Is your partner aff it? Are you still checking folk out when you're walking, shopping, running, cycling, etc - flirting with shop staff, officers of the law, etc? Or is it just furious masturbation? If so, are you washing your hands? PMs welcome. Edited April 17, 2020 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 On the day of the lockdown, my girlfriend told me she is pregnant! 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Is the current lockdown affecting you getting your hole? Is your partner aff it? Are you still checking folk out when you're walking, shopping, running, cycling, etc - flirting with shop staff, officers of the law, etc? Or is it just furious masturbation? If so, are you washing your hands? PMs welcome. No, you should be okay, but avoid kissing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Addie said: On the day of the lockdown, my girlfriend told me she is pregnant! Really? Congratulation! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: No, you should be okay, but avoid kissing. Thanks, Johnboy - I'll try! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Just now, paranoid android said: Really? Congratulation! Yup. Gonna have child no 4 now! Not expected and we are both old enough to know better, but hey, it's happened and we are both excited. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 The lockdown has made no difference to the frequency with which I get my hole, no. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Addie said: Yup. Gonna have child no 4 now! Not expected and we are both old enough to know better, but hey, it's happened and we are both excited. Amazing! Nice to see you around, m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 A mate of mine is receiving weekly visits from his relatively new bird - not sure Boris would approve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 We are 14 weeks pregnant and I’m going to knob her tonight for the first time since January. I can’t imagine it being one of our most erotic experiences and she will no doubt complain about being tired and having cramp early on and it will be a race against time to ejaculate before she gives up entirely. Trying for a baby was also a very un erotic experience, without trying to sound too beastly I kept thinking there was a baby in the room watching my old chap blasting away which really put me off my stride. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, throbber said: We are 14 weeks pregnant and I’m going to knob her tonight for the first time since January. I can’t imagine it being one of our most erotic experiences and she will no doubt complain about being tired and having cramp early on and it will be a race against time to ejaculate before she gives up entirely. Trying for a baby was also a very un erotic experience, without trying to sound too beastly I kept thinking there was a baby in the room watching my old chap blasting away which really put me off my stride. We are 14 weeks pregnant? What are you hoping for, and what would your partner/wife like to have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, throbber said: We are 14 weeks pregnant and I’m going to knob her tonight for the first time since January. I can’t imagine it being one of our most erotic experiences and she will no doubt complain about being tired and having cramp early on and it will be a race against time to ejaculate before she gives up entirely. Trying for a baby was also a very un erotic experience, without trying to sound too beastly I kept thinking there was a baby in the room watching my old chap blasting away which really put me off my stride. Congratulations! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, throbber said: We are 14 weeks pregnant and I’m going to knob her tonight for the first time since January. I can’t imagine it being one of our most erotic experiences and she will no doubt complain about being tired and having cramp early on and it will be a race against time to ejaculate before she gives up entirely. Trying for a baby was also a very un erotic experience, without trying to sound too beastly I kept thinking there was a baby in the room watching my old chap blasting away which really put me off my stride. Baby in the womb thinking "hang on, I haven't seen this one before...". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) 32 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Thanks, Johnboy - I'll try! Actually, I should have qualified my comment. You'll probably still be okay to kiss her "down there" or "yodeling in the canyon" as it was called when I was a lad. Edited April 17, 2020 by ICTJohnboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Actually, I should have qualified my comment. You'll probably still be okay to kiss her "down there" or "yodeling in the canyon" as it was called when I was a lad. Do I have too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 33 minutes ago, paranoid android said: A mate of mine is receiving weekly visits from his relatively new bird - not sure Boris would approve. Why, is it Boris's fiancée? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Do I have too? It's not absolutely necessary. Sometimes it helps if you play some music to get you both thoroughly in the mood. This can be a nice one to start with : Edited April 17, 2020 by ICTJohnboy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 As a single man, it's obviously putting a spanner in the works. Still though, I'm clinging onto the belief it'll be like shooting slutty fish in a barrel after the lockdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: We are 14 weeks pregnant? What are you hoping for, and what would your partner/wife like to have? Well we are in the pregnancy together so don’t see why I shouldn’t say we are pregnant. Would probably rather have a son tbh as we have a girl already and I don’t want to be completely overrun with ladies but would be happy either way. Think we will find out at 20 weeks this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 We had a baby at the start of December, so aye, that's not been happening! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.