Coventry Saint Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 36 minutes ago, Gorgie greatness said: She needs to stop talk of funding the rats that want to vote but don’t want to play. There are actual clubs who will never be a top flight club complaining about top flight business. There are clubs recently relegated to the Championship doing the same, tbf. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthLanarkshireWhite Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Mon_The_Fife said: So after the vote on Monday this whole debacle will be over with, right? Not quite. I've heard she has a back up to swing things at the last minute. Apparently going to suggest that 14-14-14 is also acceptable to Hearts as a compromise if all fails. Clyde will take their time considering this proposal carefully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Pub League Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, johnnydun said: What exactly are you going to court with? A fishing rod and two buckets of KFC by the looks of things. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 I regret to announce that Tom English is at it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, SouthLanarkshireWhite said: Not quite. I've heard she has a back up to swing things at the last minute. Apparently going to suggest that 14-14-14 is also acceptable to Hearts as a compromise if all fails. Clyde will take their time considering this proposal carefully. That took me two attempts. I'm tired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, craigkillie said: I regret to announce that Tom English is at it again. ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, Junior Pub League said: A fishing rod and two buckets of KFC by the looks of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 17 minutes ago, Green Day said: ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 minute ago, RandomGuy. said: He's getting it hard in the responses. Phoning directory enquiries to ask for the number of an anonymous philanthropist. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RandomGuy. Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, The DA said: He's getting it hard in the responses. Phoning directory enquiries to ask for the number of an anonymous philanthropist. Hopefully the replies make him realise what a fanny hes being. Suspect hes so far up Budges arse he wont be able to read the responses though. The only person to have had a worse Summer then Ann Budge. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) I'm not really following this (non-)story closely, just dipping into it every now and then, but I don't understand what Tom English hopes to gain from being such a cock. A job as North British football correspondent at the Guardian or Indy perhaps? Edited May 31, 2020 by Bad Wolf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Exclusives from Hearts in exchange for doing Budge's bidding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, craigkillie said: Exclusives from Hearts in exchange for doing Budge's bidding? But the principle that there are only two clubs in Scotland who really matter is practically enshrined in law, so I doubt anyone outside Gorgie/Dalry gives a shit about that. He's so dedicated to his current holy mission he must be expecting more, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Hopefully the replies make him realise what a fanny hes being. Suspect hes so far up Budges arse he wont be able to read the responses though. The only person to have had a worse Summer then Ann Budge.You know that sometimes people don’t read posts in full but just skim past...Could you try to avoid putting the words Ann Summer and Budge in such close proximity 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: You know that sometimes people don’t read posts in full but just skim past... Could you try to avoid putting the words Ann Summer and Budge in such close proximity You absolute b*****d, I was just finally getting over the PTSD from the Susan Boyle Lingerie incident. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post johnnydun Posted May 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2020 34 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: What a fud. Can you imagine the conversations... Phil Anthropist calls Ann... "Hello, is this Successful Business Woman Ann Budge?" AB - "Yes, although I am slightly drunk" PA - " Great, I have wads of cash, a 7 figure sum of course, that I wish to give to all of the lower leagues of Scottish Football, no strings attached." AB - "Fantastic, I can use this as leverage to keep The Glorious Hearts in the top league, that way we can keep Premiership clubs alive with our Maroon pound." PA - "Only catch is, I don't want you to reveal who I am and I can't have any paper trail, but the cash is ready, it's in a 'Nike' Holdall in a locker at Waverley Station, all you need to do is get the SPFL to agree and I will tell you the locker number." AB - "Super, I will get on it." Ann calls Neil.... AB - "Cockwomble, It's Successful Business Woman Ann Budge here. I have a Phil Anthropist ready with wads of cash ready to give the lower diddys a lifeline, what do you say? Can we stay up please, I promise we won't be as shite as last season." ND - "Aye ok Ann, since you are a Successful Business Woman, I will take you up on the offer, now there's some forms I will need Phil to fill in, just to make it legit." AB - "WHAT THE f**k IS THIS MADNESS? FUCKIN' FORMS AND PAPERWORK? THE MONEY IS RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING COCKWOMBLE." ND - "Calm down Ann, I just need to make sure this is all above board or we could end up in court." AB - "Oh, you will end up in court alright, with some Companies Act stuff." ND - "Give me his number so I can call him." AB - "I can't, I don't have his number, he said he would call the phone box on Leith walk at 8.13pm to give me further instructions, I must go alone." The next day Neil receives a call.... "Hello, is this Cockwomble? This is Phil Anthropist, I have wads of cash you might be interested in." ND - "Ann, stop trying to put on a man's voice." AB - "(Sobbing) Please let us stay, we don't belong with the diddy mobs, we are too big to go down." ND - "Doon ye go Ann, Doon ye go." 39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2020 People appear in football from time to time Mileson, Green, Whyte, Massone, Di Stefano, Romanov, Scott, just off the top of my head. There's plenty more asset strippers, gangsters and con men. When the shite hits the fan everyone asks how they got away with it? Why did no-one spot them sooner? Now a mystery person offers millions and people are asking why the SPFL don't grab it. Am I missing someyhing? 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: People appear in football from time to time Mileson, Green, Whyte, Massone, Di Stefano, Romanov, Scott, just off the top of my head. There's plenty more asset strippers, gangsters and con men. When the shite hits the fan everyone asks how they got away with it? Why did no-one spot them sooner? Now a mystery person offers millions and people are asking why the SPFL don't grab it. Am I missing someyhing? Nice to see only one former Dundee scheister features in your top 7. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Nice to see only one former Dundee scheister features in your top 7. There's them and a few closer to home that could be added. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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