Popular Post MacArab Posted July 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2020 29 minutes ago, ArabFundamentalist said: Still don't understand why they've got beef with United. It's no our fault they were bottom of their league when all this shit happened. It’s all our fault because we won most of our games, and had the fucking audacity to expect some sort of promotion for it. In the words of Tom English “what did they expect?” and in the words of any Jambo with a fucking megaphone, “any club in our position would do the same thing”. Clearly what they expect of us is to accept that even though Hearts were fucking rancid all season, we should forego our promotion, just because it’s inconvenient for them not be in the top league anymore. Clearly, in order to claim the moral high ground these days, what you have to do is lose most of your games, use the cover of a global pandemic to try to save your arses from the inevitable outcome of ending up dead last, go in the huff when you don’t get what you want, trying to bankrupt everybody else in the process, and to cap it off, express a real desire to shite all over the front lawn of the people you are trying your very best to f**k right over. Hearts fans continuing to uphold the fine traditions of their club I see. 54 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, MacArab said: use the cover of a global pandemic to try to save your arses That's the worst of it for me, 4 points below the next worst team in the league when it's cut short to save lives, and they try to bankrupt Scottish football like a screaming toddler in a tantrum when it's in the worst situation it's ever faced, along with everyone else. And they have the cheek to bang on about the fucking Somme. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossBFaeDundee Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 (edited) Honestly surprised someone on Kickback finally got it all figured out. Edited July 21, 2020 by RossBFaeDundee 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoon Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 “It’s unfair, of course we’d try and fight it” is obviously Hearts and their fans stance, and I get it. But, as discussed above, we’re in the middle of a global fucking pandemic. People dying alone is unfair. NHS workers having no protection is unfair. People being unable to go near their friends and family is unfair. I very much struggle with the idea that a team that has been utter, utter garbage for 18 months that happened to be bottom of the league are facing one of the biggest injustices of all. If it was Morton, I’d be raging, course I would. But at a point (as many Partick fans seemed to) I’d get a sense of fucking perspective and realise there’s much bigger things at play here. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 4 hours ago, ArabFundamentalist said: Still don't understand why they've got beef with United. It's no our fault they were bottom of their league when all this shit happened. The club should change the "United" part back to "Hibernian" for this one season. Just for the lol factor. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Charming. I expected better from Pants Shaton.Well at least it's good to know they're not bothered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 9 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Rumpole Dumbpole and the Successful Businesswoman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Charming. I expected better from Pants Shaton. Tbf the Utd fans that did the walk from Tynecastle to Tannadice were going to do the same but on arrival they decided that no matter how big and stinking a jobby they each left, it would have been nothing compared to the standard of football on offer all season. In fact, they may have seen said jobbies in the papers the next day with a Hearts strip on after being signed on a two year deal to bolster the squad... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 5 hours ago, TheGoon said: If it was Morton, I’d be raging, course I would. But at a point (as many Partick fans seemed to) I’d get a sense of fucking perspective and realise there’s much bigger things at play here. Such a fine altruistic stance from a point of comfort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, Mr. X said: Such a fine altruistic stance from a point of comfort. Good to see your posts back on form. Must have been that long, satisfying shite you curled out in Dundee earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 "I'll have the Penne arrabiatta" You’ll need a tray? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 (edited) 26 minutes ago, buchan30 said: You’ll need a tray? Its total genius One of my go - to comedians is Izzard. Edited July 22, 2020 by mishtergrolsch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Daily Record saying submissions are finished and we could find out today. Mind you they probably just sourced that from the 4th official fantasy twitter account... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthLanarkshireWhite Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 11 hours ago, mishtergrolsch said: "I'll have the Penne arrabiatta" Genius. This one was the best, but I also liked the 'have you got a flag?' effort when growing the empire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IveSeenTheLight Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 9 hours ago, RossBFaeDundee said: Honestly surprised someone on Kickback finally got it all figured out. Its maybe Putin's way to seek revenge for Vladimir Romanov 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southoftheborder2 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 10 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Charming. I expected better from Pants Shaton. I preferred one of the responses: "I think we should march en masse to Hampden but as we are Hearts and from the capital we would only walk from Mt. Vernon after a wee session on the train." Says it all.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribzanelli Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Checking P and B to see if arbitration outcome has been announced 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Charming. I expected better from Pants Shaton.I can't help but wonder about the logistics. Given it's an 18 hour walk, how would you know you would need a shite at the end of that? If you needed before you set off, how could you hold it in for that long? The poor man might be forced to shit in somewhere like Glenrothes, rendering the whole effort pointless.Unless Pants Shaton is regular, shall we say. In which case, time it around that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Gordon Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 18 minutes ago, southoftheborder2 said: I preferred one of the responses: "I think we should march en masse to Hampden but as we are Hearts and from the capital we would only walk from Mt. Vernon after a wee session on the train." Says it all.... At least they'd get in a good two hour walk from Mt. Vernon to Mt. Florida. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sarto Mutiny said: Unless Pants Shaton is regular, shall we say. In which case, time it around that. Aye, I would have to get to Tannadice by 7.30am and ensure I had not had my 2 morning cortados by then................otherwise the jobby wouldnt even be leaving Edinburgh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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