Your best random find when out for a stroll

[Mark Connolly]

46 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:

She was...or am I being whooshed?

 

[tamthebam]

6 hours ago, whereismillar said:

I found a wallet down a seat on my coach when i was a driver, contained £120 , turned out to belong to a priest, 

i handed it back of course , i aint going to hell.....i hope  .

That money was just resting in his account,,,

[Wile E Coyote]

Found a partridge egg in the middle of an abandoned  railway track. 

Did wonder how it got there. Thought maybe the local gamekeeper was laying poisoned bait but thought why not use a hens egg and place it somewhere a bit more hidden.

Best reason I could think of was the partridge's nest was destroyed somehow and it had to get the egg laid somewhere

[Derry Alli]

One of my mate had a step father who would take the dog out for a walk at like 4am on a Saturday and Sunday morning in the town looking for dropped goodies. He had a drawer full of Christians. 

Would never share. We were about 15 though so that makes him a good c**t. 

[lichtgilphead]

7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Colleague at work found several thousand pounds in a box of donations. We'd no idea where it had come from, so we handed it in to the polis, who told us to give the owner 60 days to claim it before coming back. Went back 60 days later, only to be told that, sorry, you should have come back within 60 days to say you wanted it - it's ours now, soz. The High Heid Yins at work have been fighting to get it back for the past year - local MP has been involved, along with some other high-ranking politicos. Polis have admitted they'll have to return it, but keep coming up with excuses as to why it can't quite be returned just yet.

Unofficial policy at work is now that any money found goes into the till.

My grandmother found a few thousand pounds in used notes blowing around Ponderlaw (by the old Police Station) in Arbroath. Being a public-spirited citizen, she handed ir in to the cops.

Police contacted her a few months later and asked her to come in to pick it up as it hadn't been claimed!

Mind you, this was late 1950's/early 1960's. I suspect that if it happened nowadays, the story would have a different ending.

[jagfox]

9 minutes ago, Dele said:

One of my mate had a step father who would take the dog out for a walk at like 4am on a Saturday and Sunday morning in the town looking for dropped goodies. He had a drawer full of Christians. 

Would never share. We were about 15 though so that makes him a good c**t. 

Translation please m9.

[Wile E Coyote]

2 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:

Translation please m9.

Christian Benteke= Eccie

[BillyAnchor]

When living in Glasgow I visited London and found my friend and his girlfriend (not a wid) on the tube train car I got on to (one of these massive trains that go on forever and it was busy). Pretty random i'd say.

[Derry Alli]

2 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:

Translation please m9.

Dave had a box shaped storage compartment which slid open on rollers and within this he stored all of his ill gotten illegal gains, most of which were ecstacy tablets. 

[jagfox]

37 minutes ago, Dele said:

Dave had a box shaped storage compartment which slid open on rollers and within this he stored all of his ill gotten illegal gains, most of which were ecstacy tablets. 

Thank you.

[Barry Ferguson's Hat]

I once found Thomas Gravesen squatting and taking a shit in a Glasgow car park. 

[Raidernation]

I found a fiver once but I’ve never found my dignity

[8MileBU]

17 hours ago, EH75 said:

Massive stack of porn mags on a country path when I was about 14. Great days. Not seen a discarded jazz mag in a bush for years. 

This was along the lines of my answer. When I was younger, a terrible hook off the fairway into the trees at West Lothian Golf Club was almost guaranteed to result in an abandoned stash of still filth being found.

[jamamafegan]

I found money notes on two occasions on the same street. Both early on a Sunday morning whilst doing the paper round, I suspect it was a drunk coming home the night before and dropping money as they went for their keys.

I also found a white Scotland away top (roughly season 2015-16) in a school where my local gym was at the time. I left it alone on the first visit but on the second it was still there so I took it home and gave it a wash. Good as new.

[tamthebam]

"Theft, in Scots law, is ‘the taking or appropriating the property of another without the true owner’s consent and with the intent to deprive the owner of that property.’ This is a straightforward definition at first glance, but theft is an offence with many subtle variations.

For instance, theft can be committed by finding property and failing to return it, or it can be committed even where the accused person fully intends to return the stolen property."

 

[FuzzyBear]

Didnt find anything as such but when out for a stroll from Queensferry to Cramond saw a young lady getting her photo taken on the beach wearing only a skimpy thong. Alas I was with Mrs F. Bear and was not allowed to get any closer for a better look.

[Andy_K_97]

When Killie played Burnley around the summer of 2010 or so I found a twenty quid note on the ground. Had a look around, shouted and asked if anyone had lost a note and nobody that responded said they had, so I ended up spending it in the pub that night. A riveting tale I'm sure you'll all agree.

Other than that just found the odd jazz mag in a bush, but no mad discoveries like a tin full of heroin or whatever.

[Highland Capital]

In the last couple of months I've found two bank cards on the ground.  Gave the first one to the police when they were going past, stuck the second one through the letter box of the bank.

[Cardinal Richelieu]

On 13/04/2020 at 15:31, EH75 said:

Massive stack of porn mags on a country path when I was about 14. Great days. Not seen a discarded jazz mag in a bush for years. 

I've not seen a bush in a jazz mag for years either. 

[Stellaboz]

Must have been about 8 but found one lunchtime a phoneline mini pamphlet or something. It wasnt a magazine but had a few pages of ladies, many in the complete buff, mostly with huge boobs, and phone numbers to call.
Hadn't a clue what to do with it at the time so hid it under a wardrobe for a few months before passing it to a mate. Used to take it out and look at, wished I'd kept it just a couple of years more!