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9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Really? Where are they?

In the fucking cupboard. Deary me.

Zen found them. The wean loves them. I got stuck with a shitty chinese ready meal for dinner tonight, as I'm trying to empty the chest freezer, while he's lording it over me with his horrifying South American pastry monstrosity.

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8 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said:

Why do you need so much tomato sauce ?

 

Mrs B likes Gold Star. Kids like Heinz. 

8 hours ago, ali_91 said:

I am going to believe the opinion of Heinz over someone that puts mango on his pizza this time my man. 
 

Put mango on HER pizza, although I have already comprehensively ragdolled all comers on why that is perfectly acceptable, aside from the fact that it was fucking delicious. 

5 hours ago, supermik said:

Who put the food on your top shelf?

I have a small scale medieval catapult. I mostly use siege weaponry of a bygone age to get past any height difficulties I have. 

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I have a small scale medieval catapult. I mostly use siege weaponry of a bygone age to get past any height difficulties I have. 

Sounds very handy for firing those mango pizzas as far to f**k as possible as well
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Calling it now; this is nowhere near as interesting as Baracus was expecting.
Anybody found any ludicrously expired products  so far?
Aye. Found 4 bottles of Miller dated 2016 whilst cleaning out the understair cupboard. Right in the bin.
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