DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 That will be all of them since they stop being funny at around age 10. How many clubs have announced the signing of Loofs Lirpa or other such side splitting banter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 @The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 You're an auld grump nowadays, DA. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 30/03/2020 at 22:49, DA Baracus said: TESB TFA ROTJ ANH R1 TROS TLJ SASWS TPM ROTS AOTC 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 The golf magazine bunkered has a magnificently shite one today claiming Colin Montgomerie is about to buy a controlling interest in Rangers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 A guy i used to work with shat in a cement mixer (I suspect he shat elsewhere and then planted it in the mixer afterwards) that I was using on the morning of April 1st and still maintains over a decade later that he got one over on me that day and that it was a viable April fools prank. Needless to say he isn’t the brightest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) Sevco fans making up news articles that the season is going to get voided. That might actually happen to be fair, but find it funny its Sevco fans doing it as they would undoubtedly be first to bite if a fake article was posted about titles being awarded on current standings. Edited April 1, 2020 by C. Muir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 17 minutes ago, Dele said: You're an auld grump nowadays, DA. I'm 35. Getting on now! 15 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: All true, from a certain point of view 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, throbber said: A guy i used to work with shat in a cement mixer (I suspect he shat elsewhere and then planted it in the mixer afterwards) that I was using on the morning of April 1st and still maintains over a decade later that he got one over on me that day and that it was a viable April fools prank. Needless to say he isn’t the brightest. How was the slump? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: How was the slump? CONCRETE JOKES! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: CONCRETE JOKES! Cemented his place in the Pun Hall of Fame 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 25 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Cemented his place in the Pun Hall of Fame Thanks for the reinforcement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 25 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Cemented his place in the Pun Hall of Fame Reinforced by your post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thanks for the reinforcement. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gnash Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 My 9 year old son woke me up this morning with a big grin on his face saying, "Boris Johnson has died!". Only later did I realise that the grin was because he can't keep a poker face when doing an April fools joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 5 hours ago, DA Baracus said: That will be all of them since they stop being funny at around age 10. How many clubs have announced the signing of Loofs Lirpa or other such side splitting banter? ^^^ absolutely furious Dunfermline didn't sucker in Sky Sports with this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 5 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: CONCRETE JOKES! Timid dwarf fell into a cement mixer. When he got out he was a wee hard man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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