throbber Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dele said: £20 a ticket. All names go in a hat, whoever wins the draw Throbber has to name his child after them and he keeps the money raised. Deal? This sounds perfectly reasonable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I'm literally dropping 2 grand on 100 tickets with "anus" on them Or anusol if it's a girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: If throbber is naming a child in hour of P&B, it has to be Tony. Basil 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: If throbber is naming a child in hour of P&B, it has to be Tony. If there's a Tiger Woods in the world then there's surely room for a Smudger Throbber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Bud is what he'll be calling the lad. P.S. Well played on the insemination throbber. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 9 hours ago, HooseLee said: I had a German girlfriend called adolf well that's what I called her behind her back Adolf Clitler she was bossy Pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 11 hours ago, throbber said: Me and the Mrs has our 12 week scan today and are expecting our second child in October. Congrats but be careful, 2nd sons usually end up marrying some American scrubber and leaving the family behind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Bud is what he'll be calling the lad. P.S. Well played on the insemination throbber. Thanks mate, it has added a bit more stress to the current situation having a baby on the way tbh and both of us have been quite distracted by what’s going on but I’m sure things will have blown over by October time! As for the insemination part we started trying after the Christmas break as she didn’t want to be up the duff over the festivities and once again it took minimal effort. Going to get the snip afterwards I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 41 minutes ago, throbber said: Thanks mate, it has added a bit more stress to the current situation having a baby on the way tbh and both of us have been quite distracted by what’s going on but I’m sure things will have blown over by October time! As for the insemination part we started trying after the Christmas break as she didn’t want to be up the duff over the festivities and once again it took minimal effort. Going to get the snip afterwards I think. Your seed is potent! The snip sounds like torture that even medieval baddies would think is too much, at least going by the thread on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Your seed is potent! The snip sounds like torture that even medieval baddies would think is too much, at least going by the thread on here. Yeah considering first time round it wasn’t really planned and I only slipped it in her once, was hoping for a good few months of getting my hole but it clearly wasn’t to be. I don’t think the snip is that bad, people on here probably making it out to be worse than it actually is but I definitely don’t want more than 2 children, not with my current girlfriend anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 14 hours ago, Dele said: £20 a ticket. All names go in a hat, whoever wins the draw Throbber has to name his child after them and he keeps the money raised. Deal? Dundee fan running a P&B fundraiser, eh? That always goes well. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 I’ll be honest, the last week has been tremendous. This lock down malarkey is a piece of piss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 44 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Dundee fan running a P&B fundraiser, eh? That always goes well. You're just jealous your username is so shit, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, throbber said: Thanks man, I’m open to any name suggestions although I’m pretty certain it’s going to be a boy. Throbvid Edited April 4, 2020 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Jeremiah is a nice name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 48 minutes ago, Ross. said: I’ll be honest, the last week has been tremendous. This lock down malarkey is a piece of piss. Apart from the grandkids thing, i’m starting to warm to it too if I’m honest, I’ll take badly going back to work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 I spent about 90 minutes yesterday chipping these small flyaway footballs I have from the back of my garden into our laundry basket. My garden sits on a 1:10 piste leading downhill to my backdoor which makes it a bit more of a challenge. It’s great fun though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 50 minutes ago, Dele said: You're just jealous your username is so shit, tbh. You're so much better than this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 leading downhill to my backdoor which makes it a bit more of a challenge. . 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 6 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Pics or gtf She's east german and her grandad was in the stassi, ir whatever they were called. They'll track me down. I actually think she might've been in them as well She used to wear studded bras...with the studs on the inside. Sorry mate, it's too risky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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