Derry Alli Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Moomintroll said: 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: What the f**k does 'Bono' even mean? Twat? Bellend? Chodbin? Sadly it means "good", I hate that I know this but his nickname as a budding pretentious, hypocritical w****r was Bonovox, which means "good voice". His childhood friends have a lot to answer for. I'm always told by older boys in the pub how folk my age and younger would never have survived growing up when they did and I always inwardly think they are probably right. Then I find oot boys were going about nicknamed 'Bonovox' cos he had a good voice and I've a right mind to walk up to these old lying b*****ds and offer them out as soon as the pubs open again. Edited April 4, 2020 by Dele 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Dele said: I'm always told by older boys in the pub how folk my age and younger would never have survived growing up when they did and I always inwardly think they are probably right. Then I find oot boys were going about nicknamed 'Bonovox' cos he had a good voice and I've a right mind to walk up to these old lying b*****ds and offer them out as soon as the pubs open again. Give me a shout and I'll back you up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 6 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Imagine electing to call yourself ‘Bono’ what a c**t. Let's not forget that his mate calls himself "The Edge". What a pair of c***s... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dele said: I'm always told by older boys in the pub how folk my age and younger would never have survived growing up when they did and I always inwardly think they are probably right. Then I find oot boys were going about nicknamed 'Bonovox' cos he had a good voice and I've a right mind to walk up to these old lying b*****ds and offer them out as soon as the pubs open again. Ask anyone whoever mentions "the good old days" to tell you 1 thing that they would prefer to bring back from yesteryear that is better than today? Bunch of lying auld dicks. Auld folk are the worst at literally everything. Cannae even vote right. Edited April 4, 2020 by Gaz FFC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Let's not forget that his mate calls himself "The Edge". What a pair of c***s... To be fair to U2 I thought they were excellent on the Simpsons and that episode kills. Highlight being Homer getting "the help he needs" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Scotlands Chief Medical Officer visiting a second home after giving advice not to sorta takes home the bacon for me, then not even having the decency to resign. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 U2 are utter, utter shite. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Scotlands Chief Medical Officer visiting a second home after giving advice not to sorta takes home the bacon for me, then not even having the decency to resign. Time for wee Sturgeon to show some leadership now. I know it's a far cry from her usual leadership which only consists of slagging off Westminster and demanding independence.Time to make one of the difficult decisions that real leaders make.Her trusted adviser can no longer be trusted and should go. Now.Get up to your lectern Nicola, drape a Saltire round your shoulders, get Blackwood to strut about in his kilt, get your wee pal from Renfrew to bring one of her colourful, dress up like a woman friends along. Do what you want, but get it done. Calderwood needs to resign or be sacked. Her own selfish actions have stripped her of any credibility and any leader who stands by her and her, at best, appalling lack of judgement needs to go to. We're all watching Nicola. -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jumbo Muir said: Time for wee Sturgeon to show some leadership now. I know it's a far cry from her usual leadership which only consists of slagging off Westminster and demanding independence. Time to make one of the difficult decisions that real leaders make. Her trusted adviser can no longer be trusted and should go. Now. Get up to your lectern Nicola, drape a Saltire round your shoulders, get Blackwood to strut about in his kilt, get your wee pal from Renfrew to bring one of her colourful, dress up like a woman friends along. Do what you want, but get it done. Calderwood needs to resign or be sacked. Her own selfish actions have stripped her of any credibility and any leader who stands by her and her, at best, appalling lack of judgement needs to go to. We're all watching Nicola. Do you write the Sun leaders? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 , get your wee pal from Renfrew to bring one of her colourful, dress up like a woman friends along. We're all watching Nicola. Could you please not quote me the next time you’re gonna write stuff like that giving the impression im somehow on the same side as you? Cheers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 18 hours ago, TheScarf said: U2 are utter, utter shite. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 18 hours ago, Jumbo Muir said: Get up to your lectern Nicola, drape a Saltire round your shoulders, get Blackwood to strut about in his kilt, get your wee pal from Renfrew to bring one of her colourful, dress up like a woman friends along. Well done on managing to beat Bono for the number one position. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaa Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 I think this p***k should go in here even though it was a few weeks before covid-19. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 19 hours ago, Jumbo Muir said: Time for wee Sturgeon to show some leadership now. I know it's a far cry from her usual leadership which only consists of slagging off Westminster and demanding independence. Time to make one of the difficult decisions that real leaders make. Her trusted adviser can no longer be trusted and should go. Now. Get up to your lectern Nicola, drape a Saltire round your shoulders, get Blackwood to strut about in his kilt, get your wee pal from Renfrew to bring one of her colourful, dress up like a woman friends along. Do what you want, but get it done. Calderwood needs to resign or be sacked. Her own selfish actions have stripped her of any credibility and any leader who stands by her and her, at best, appalling lack of judgement needs to go to. We're all watching Nicola. Deary me. What an absolute state the SNP have got you in. Great to see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 20 hours ago, TheScarf said: U2 are utter, utter shite. What's the difference between god and bono? God does walk about Dublin thinking he's bono. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 I think you mean "doesn't".... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, HooseLee said: What's the difference between god and bono? God does walk about Dublin thinking he's bono. So no difference, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 26 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: So no difference, then. I'd imagine God is taller. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 53 minutes ago, HooseLee said: What's the difference between god and bono? God does walk about Dublin thinking he's bono. Typo that totally ruined the joke aside... God hasn't written some of the greatest tunes known to man. oh oh oh, the sweetest thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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