sjc Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: It's probably Branson but Tim Martin looks like a water damaged Spitting Image puppet in a Roald Dahl illustration, or like a rejected character from Mrs Brown's Boys who took it personally, so he gets my vote. Richard Branson may look like Saxophone Satan or a Guess Who character from Belarus which it was in the Soviet Union, but at least he's groomed to an extent. Ashley is a knob and appears to 73% ham with gravy for blood and a Yorkshire pudding in place of the normal 4 heart valves, but the others are worse. No room for any of the numerous b*****ds that just so happened to sell all their stocks right before the markets collapsed? Jeff Bazos or those US Senators for example.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Just now, sjc said: No room for any of the numerous b*****ds that just so happened to sell all their stocks right before the markets collapsed? Jeff Bazos or those US Senators for example.... They don't appear to be in the poll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: They don't appear to be in the poll Why not, was my point! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Dominic Cummings with his 'Operation, Get behind the old and disabled' strategy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Definitely that Wetherspoons p***k I'll miss Curry Thursdays when the c***s pubs eventually reopen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Dominic Cummings with his 'Operation, Get behind the old and disabled' strategy. Piers Morgan's scaremongering on twitter should be included. He's genuinely terrifying some people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, sjc said: Piers Morgan's scaremongering on twitter should be included. He's genuinely terrifying some people. There's an argument to say Piers Morgan should be included in any sort of bellend poll, but then another to say that renders them useless because whacking him in there's like parachuting Barcelona into the seaside leagues. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: There's an argument to say Piers Morgan should be included in any sort of bellend poll, but then another to say that renders them useless because whacking him in there's like parachuting Barcelona into the seaside leagues. True. Even though I don't usually get the rage about him like some people do. I just think in this case he's been irresponsible in his fear mongering. Shock jock gonna shock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, sjc said: Piers Morgan's scaremongering on twitter should be included. He's genuinely terrifying some people. He's a complete arse. Invites so many highly respected journalists, etc, on to his GMTV show - asks so many questions, then doesn't let them get a word in when they try to answer. Plus all the time trying to tell his audience what an important fucking job he's doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: Branson is in a right pickle 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, ICTJohnboy said: He's a complete arse. Invites so many highly respected journalists, etc, on to his GMTV show - asks so many questions, then doesn't let them get a word in when they try to answer. Plus all the time trying to tell his audience what an important fucking job he's doing. Yeh, I noticed that he was quick to highlight that his job was "essential"....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 10 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Definitely that Wetherspoons p***k I'll miss Curry Thursdays when the c***s pubs eventually reopen. might be a good opportunity for some entrepaneurial types to replicate his admittedly successful business model and get him out of business;i like being able to go to a pub where I don't need to remortgage the house for a round and can hear myself think but I really don't want to be giving this c**t any more of my money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Gordon Ramsey in with a shout now surely? https://apple.news/A98rj9VRHQyKvAhak91AuBA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, throbber said: Gordon Ramsey in with a shout now surely? https://apple.news/A98rj9VRHQyKvAhak91AuBA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Piers Morgan buy a mile. He's a scaremongering gammon c**t who thinks he's fucking Reuters with every tweet starting with 'BREAKING' I don't follow him btw, but a few folk I do seem to think he's the voice of the people and retweet him quite a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 13 hours ago, Tynierose said: A more pertinent thread could be which poster has the biggest bellend... FTFY. The P&B LiveCams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, throbber said: Gordon Ramsey in with a shout now surely? https://apple.news/A98rj9VRHQyKvAhak91AuBA Since when did Apple, Microsoft, and indeed Ladbible - become a respected news source? I wouldn't want the Guardian to start making my mobile phone or operating system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Tim Martin - F*ck him, just throw that guy into an oubliette. Mike Ashley - Completely torn here. Distasteful business model but the fact that he might just be responsible for the upcoming slow, lingering death of Sevco makes me think "It's a thumbs-up". Big Mike gets to live. Richard Branson - The Branson factor is a moral minefield for me because the c*nt wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't for multi-instrumentalist and musical demi-god Mike Oldfield. The success of Tubular Bells laid the foundation for Virgin Records and subsequently the entire Branson empire. Maybe we could put Branson on a rack and Oldfield could be the torturer ? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 12 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Trump He said "rich" b*****ds. Tough one here, I'm going to go for Tim Martin. Mike Ashley has hopefully had his Ratners moment here, so he would be a waste of the bullet, while Beardie these days is just your annoying distant relative who keeps turning up at gatherings whining about life but no-one pays him any attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderDee Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 What about that cringey Imagine video some celebs done recently.....absolute gimps the lot of them 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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