Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Don’t want to put people off their dinner but here’s the hole in the inner sole.. You've injured yourself that often you've no blood left. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 25 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I tried to take a heavy wardrobe up a spiral staircase on my own a few months ago; the fucker fell on me and pinned me against a radiator until I could hack my way out with a nearby hatchet I'd been using earlier. It took hours, but breaking that spiteful fucker up into pieces was deeply satisfying, as was piling it up in the back yard and burning it to smouldering ash. I wish I'd known some pagan rites I could have performed while dancing around naked, but alas. Never been so angry at an inanimate object. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Was breaking up some furniture earlier and chucking it in a skip. Very therapeutic. Managed to do the classic trick of stamping on a bit of wood with a nail sticking out and got a nail right through the sole of my trainer into my heel. Another day, another injury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 I really need to watch Caddyshack sometime. I would've known The Chlamydia Kid was basing his weightlifting act on Rodney Dangerfield. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 41 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I tried to take a heavy wardrobe up a spiral staircase on my own a few months ago; the fucker fell on me and pinned me against a radiator until I could hack my way out with a nearby hatchet I'd been using earlier. It took hours, but breaking that spiteful fucker up into pieces was deeply satisfying, as was piling it up in the back yard and burning it to smouldering ash. I wish I'd known some pagan rites I could have performed while dancing around naked, but alas. Never been so angry at an inanimate object. Some supplier at work used to give my dad a Pirelli calendar each Christmas (nsfw if you have to google image search them). Spotted he had stashed one on top of his wardrobe so home alone one day as a kid I climbed up the wardrobe. Like you, it came crashing down on me and I had to stay pinned to the ground for hours until my folks came home. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Some supplier at work used to give my dad a Pirelli calendar each Christmas (nsfw if you have to google image search them). Spotted he had stashed one on top of his wardrobe so home alone one day as a kid I climbed up the wardrobe. Like you, it came crashing down on me and I had to stay pinned to the ground for hours until my folks came home. You started as you meant to go on then, you do realise Captain Scarlet did not test his invulnerability on a daily basis. It was just those pesky Mysterons & the dastardly Captain Black (reported for racism) who kept trying to kill him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Passed 50,000 xp on Duolingo today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Some supplier at work used to give my dad a Pirelli calendar each Christmas (nsfw if you have to google image search them). Spotted he had stashed one on top of his wardrobe so home alone one day as a kid I climbed up the wardrobe. Like you, it came crashing down on me and I had to stay pinned to the ground for hours until my folks came home. I'm picturing you unable to move, with the ladies of Pirelli on the floor mere inches away from your flailing hand I didn't have the excuse of being a child, of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Some supplier at work used to give my dad a Pirelli calendar each Christmas (nsfw if you have to google image search them). Spotted he had stashed one on top of his wardrobe so home alone one day as a kid I climbed up the wardrobe. Like you, it came crashing down on me and I had to stay pinned to the ground for hours until my folks came home. I think you may be dyspraxic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 minute ago, RH33 said: I think you may be dyspraxic. I think you're being too kind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Was breaking up some furniture earlier and chucking it in a skip. Very therapeutic. Managed to do the classic trick of stamping on a bit of wood with a nail sticking out and got a nail right through the sole of my trainer into my heel. You’re a fucking tit. I was sawing up an old gate earlier and it was very therapeutic. I managed to do it without injuring myself or anyone else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Got my haircut and beard trimmed the last Friday before lockdown and on the 1st day they reopen I've an appointment at that very same barber after my work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 19 minutes ago, Rugster said: You’re a fucking tit. I was sawing up an old gate earlier and it was very therapeutic. I managed to do it without injuring myself or anyone else Didn’t bother with any tools whatsoever. Cabinets, dining chairs, tv unit, patio furniture all smashed to f**k with bare hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Didn’t bother with any tools whatsoever. Cabinets, dining chairs, tv unit, patio furniture all smashed to f**k with bare hands. You missed a trick, was helping my dad take down some sheds today in a process involving sledgehammers. Great fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Zara trainers will offer very little resistance to getting their bottom pierced. Shandon should know better, IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 11, 2020 Author Share Posted July 11, 2020 Zara trainers will offer very little resistance to getting their bottom pierced. Shandon should know better, IMO. Fnarr ETA, the same can be said for Mrs Par 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 55 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Didn’t bother with any tools whatsoever. Cabinets, dining chairs, tv unit, patio furniture all smashed to f**k with bare hands. I'd have used my robot hand for good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 In a strange coincidence, my car has a nail through one of its back tyres this morning (it wasn’t at the scene of the furniture smashing before any P&B Miss Marple wannabes think they can spot any clues). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 On 10/07/2020 at 13:27, Doctor said: Back into painting minis After 20 odd years, I’ve picked it up again too! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Ooo are those Death Guard @mathematics thats a sweet model 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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