Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 @Granny Danger emerging from lockdown. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 A couple of days ago, I outlived both my parents' ages when they passed. As a celebration, I've grown a moustache during the lockdown, and now look like a Dundee fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: @Granny Danger emerging from lockdown. I've less hair but a bigger beard... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, throbber said: The Tracy Emin of P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The Tracy Emin of P&B. I’m not even going to pretend i know who that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m not even going to pretend i know who that is. She's a lady version of you. Likes painting with period blood etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She's a lady version of you. Likes painting with period blood etc. Think my artwork is a bit more lighthearted than hers on first impression. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, throbber said: I am more concerned with how camp my Dinosaur penis looks. It looks like the logo to some dodgey porn film. Until today, I didn't even know what the penis of a dinosaur looked like. I'm a bit concerned though about that wee bump on the top. Is that a genital wart? Could be the reason the dinosaurs died out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: Until today, I didn't even know what the penis of a dinosaur looked like. I'm a bit concerned though about that wee bump on the top. Is that a genital wart? Could be the reason the dinosaurs died out. I thought it would look better with a sticky out eye like a frog has. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 25 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m not even going to pretend i know who that is. Idi's sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Dele said: Idi's sister. I don’t think that quite works Dele. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I don’t think that quite works Dele. But "Phallassic Park" does? I despair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Would the dinosaur be able to w**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Dele said: But "Phallassic Park" does? I despair. I’ve tweeted the phallassic park picture to Steven Spielberg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Would the dinosaur be able to w**k? Perhaps we'll never know. Quote A 40-foot-long Tyrannosaurus rex , therefore, may have had a 10-inch penis, or a 12-foot-long one. https://www.livescience.com/33210-how-did-dinosaurs-have-sex.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Perhaps we'll never know. https://www.livescience.com/33210-how-did-dinosaurs-have-sex.html A 12 ft cock would give you a megasorearse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: A 12 ft cock would give you a megasorearse. Wouldn't let one near me, not with my piles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Would the dinosaur be able to w**k? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Another day another discussion about a masturbating dinosaur. I don’t want this lockdown to ever end. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 11, 2020 Author Share Posted May 11, 2020 Wouldn't let one near me, not with my piles.Not sure a T Rex with a 12' cock would be overly fussed about permission. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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