Granny Danger Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 I am seriously thinking about shaving off my lockdown beard. I had intended to perceive until I returned to work but it’s really beginning to annoy me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 For the first time in my life I actually have a beard.Let it grow when I was in rehab, trimmed it to look better when I got out and have kept it since.Just about getting used to it now but it does make the masks uncomfortable after a while 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Raidernation said: For the first time in my life I actually have a beard. Let it grow when I was in rehab, trimmed it to look better when I got out and have kept it since. Just about getting used to it now but it does make the masks uncomfortable after a while At the age of 65 this is my first one too. It will also be my last one unless I get stranded on a desert island. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 I have done my bit to ensure that the grape growers and wine producers of France, Spain and Argentina have a bright future. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I have done my bit to ensure that the grape growers and wine producers of France, Spain and Argentina have a bright future. And liver specialists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Just now, Jacksgranda said: And liver specialists. I was honestly going to add that but was worried about tempting fate. Whilst I despise Churchill for so many things I admire the fact that he ate what he wanted, drank like a fish, seldom exercised yet lived to be 90. I’ll settle for 83. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 "flaccidic" , shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I was honestly going to add that but was worried about tempting fate. Whilst I despise Churchill for so many things I admire the fact that he ate what he wanted, drank like a fish, seldom exercised yet lived to be 90. I’ll settle for 83. Some folk can get away with doing one of those, some two, some three and some none. It's probably a lot to do with genes, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 13 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: And liver specialists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: "flaccidic" , shirley? I am more concerned with how camp my Dinosaur penis looks. It looks like the logo to some dodgey porn film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 17 hours ago, Granny Danger said: At the age of 65 this is my first one too. It will also be my last one unless I get stranded on a desert island. Granny Crusoe Mine lasted 2 weeks, it became annoying, the feeling after shaving it off was positively orgasmic. Recommended 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Some folk can get away with doing one of those, some two, some three and some none. It's probably a lot to do with genes, I suppose. Yeah, for natural deaths the single biggest indicator of when you’ll die is the age your parents died at. On that basis I’ll struggle to meet my target but I’ve always liked bucking the odds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Silverton End said: Granny Crusoe Mine lasted 2 weeks, it became annoying, the feeling after shaving it off was positively orgasmic. Recommended Can’t remember what that’s like. Better lock the bathroom door when I’m shaving. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I am more concerned with how camp my Dinosaur penis looks. It looks like the logo to some dodgey porn film. Maybe you should copyright it, then start your own adult entertainment company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Yeah, for natural deaths the single biggest indicator of when you’ll die is the age your parents died at. On that basis I’ll struggle to meet my target but I’ve always liked bucking the odds. 78 & 84. Not a hope in hell of me making either of those, might get to 70 (Covid-19 notwithstanding.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: 78 & 84. Not a hope in hell of me making either of those, might get to 70 (Covid-19 notwithstanding.) I thought you were about 97. Just goes to show... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I thought you were about 97. Just goes to show... Probably look it, tbh. (You're only 30 years out...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Probably look it, tbh. (You're only 30 years out...) You’re 127! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 I dread to think how decrepit I'd be if I got that far! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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