philpy Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Cleaned up some old trainers (no, not those fucking ones!!) not a bad effort considering both pairs are over 5 years old [emoji16] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, philpy said: Cleaned up some old trainers (no, not those fucking ones!!) not a bad effort considering both pairs are over 5 years old Need to spoiler those for risky click of the day M74. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 14 minutes ago, philpy said: Cleaned up some old trainers (no, not those fucking ones!!) not a bad effort considering both pairs are over 5 years old Now they're clean you should take them back to the bowling alley 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Painted most of the garden fence, 16 fooking panels to be done and we’ve ran out of paint and no luck finding it anywhere so its a waiting game on getting more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 4 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Maybe says something about your car. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 48 minutes ago, philpy said: Cleaned up some old trainers (no, not those fucking ones!!) not a bad effort considering both pairs are over 5 years old What did you use? I take it the Hamburg's were totally gubbed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 58 minutes ago, philpy said: Cleaned up some old trainers (no, not those fucking ones!!) not a bad effort considering both pairs are over 5 years old Guarantee there's at least one person zooming in to both these pictures to try and find something they can slag Philpy for. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Guarantee there's at least one person zooming in to both these pictures to try and find something they can slag Philpy for. Needs to stop chewing his nails 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Painted most of the garden fence, 16 fooking panels to be done and we’ve ran out of paint and no luck finding it anywhere so its a waiting game on getting more.Homebase have some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 11 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 1 hour ago, gav-ffc said: Painted most of the garden fence, 16 fooking panels to be done and we’ve ran out of paint and no luck finding it anywhere so its a waiting game on getting more. Homebase have some. I think my nearest one is Dunfermline and even though I’m a key worker I wouldn’t risk that sort of journey for paint. Keep trying at BnM/The range etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Not an achievement in any way but could have been a glorious act of charity, as I left my car keys, including my house keys lying on top of my car from about 1300 yesterday until Mrs B noticed 5 minutes ago. Good job I live in the safe haven of leafy FK5. Mrs Monkman and my good self went down to Windermere for 4 days last year. When we got home, it transpired that she’d left the house keys in the front door the entire time we were away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 Just now, MONKMAN said: Mrs Monkman and my good self went down to Windermere for 4 days last year. When we got home, it transpired that she’d left the house keys in the front door the entire time we were away. The part of Emgland that is desperate to be Scotland... I like it down there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 The part of Emgland that is desperate to be Scotland... I like it down there. I really like it there, expensive but a very nice place all the same. Loads of very good eating and drinking establishments. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Next power wash target. I reckon if I limit myself to two hours per day I will get it done in three days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Next power wash target. I reckon if I limit myself to two hours per day I will get it done in three days. It's a long walk to the wheelie bins Granny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Just now, Silverton End said: It's a long walk to the wheelie bins Granny. So my missus keeps telling me... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: So my missus keeps telling me... I'd get a sentry or a watchtower, those houses beyond look a bit iffy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Silverton End said: I'd get a sentry or a watchtower, those houses beyond look a bit iffy. There all old c***s senior citizens. Only harmful if they cough on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: There all old c***s senior citizens. Only harmful if they cough on you. You could be a sport & jetwash their gable ends for them Edited April 9, 2020 by Silverton End 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Next power wash target. I reckon if I limit myself to two hours per day I will get it done in three days. @Hedgecutter, do your thing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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