Bairnardo Posted May 11, 2020 Author Share Posted May 11, 2020 Diplocockus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Herman Hessian Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 however prodigiously empizzled your T-Rex may be, I don't think it'd be a match for a raging Triceracocks... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Can’t remember what that’s like. Better lock the bathroom door when I’m shaving. You could get your wife to massage your prostate, that can aid ejaculation in the elderly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 14 minutes ago, Silverton End said: You could get your wife to massage your prostate, that can aid ejaculation in the elderly. Maybe we need a new thread ‘things you don’t want to share’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Herman Hessian said: however prodigiously empizzled your T-Rex may be, I don't think it'd be a match for a raging Triceracocks... Or a smegmasaurus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 4 hours ago, throbber said: Finally, a plausible alternative to the hackneyed NHS rainbows all the kids are putting in their windows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 A 12 ft cock would give you a megasorearse. Here's professor Brian Potters response 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 7 hours ago, throbber said: 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: The Tracy Emin of P&B. The Tracy Semen of P&B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, sugna said: Finally, a plausible alternative to the hackneyed NHS rainbows all the kids are putting in their windows. Some of those rainbows are huge and have obviously been done by parents. 7 hours ago, throbber said: That's a great idea for a porno tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 58 minutes ago, Curmudgeon said: The Tracy Semen of P&B Tracy Semen was throbber’s mum’s maiden name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Just got everything set up to do more power washing and it started raining. So instead I’m lying in the conservatory listening to The Court Of The Crimson King. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 26 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Just got everything set up to do more power washing and it started raining. So instead I’m lying in the conservatory listening to The Court Of The Crimson King. I cut the back grass this morning, and re-seeded some areas that the dog has killed with his battery acid urine. Listening to The Moody Blues now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Just now, Silverton End said: I cut the back grass this morning, and re-seeded some areas that the dog has killed with his battery acid urine. Listening to The Moody Blues now Justin Hayward had some voice, not sure if he’s still with us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Justin Hayward had some voice, not sure if he’s still with us. Still alive Granny, in his early 70's. I love 'Forever Autumn' which he sang for The War of The Worlds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Fixed the lavvy by replacing a washer today. Also utterly disgusted some folk by making a perfectly innocent sandwich yesterday. As weeks go, this one is going to be right up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 15 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Still alive Granny, in his early 70's. I love 'Forever Autumn' which he sang for The War of The Worlds. Just listening to it now. Our son gave us an Echo a couple of Christmases ago, one of the best presents I’ve ever had. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 58 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: So instead I’m lying in the conservatory listening to The Court Of The Crimson King. An incredible album! One of my favourites. I was listening to Still by Pete Sinfield last week - great lyricist. Probably skip over his Bucks Fizz collaborations, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: An incredible album! One of my favourites. I was listening to Still by Pete Sinfield last week - great lyricist. Probably skip over his Bucks Fizz collaborations, though. First time I’ve listened to COTCK in a while, also listened to Brain Salad Surgery recently for the first time in ages. Don’t know if I’ve ever listened to Still but will get some tracks from YouTube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Don’t know if I’ve ever listened to Still but will get some tracks from YouTube. If you can figure out what The Song of the Seagoat is about mind and let me know! Does use a piece of Vivaldi music to good effect, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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