Lockdown Achievements

[Jacksgranda]

Still being alive would do for starters.

[Granny Danger]

22 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Still being alive would do for starters.

Let’s not get carried away eh?

[Jacksgranda]

24 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Still being alive would do for starters.

 

1 minute ago, Granny Danger said:

Let’s not get carried away eh?

Aye, that's what I said.

[Granny Danger]

56 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

 

Aye, that's what I said.

Well played!

[Herman Hessian]

this absolutely belongs in here 

People having a 'really productive' lockdown told to shut the f**k up

Quote

The guidance comes after social media channels were flooded with smug posts about accomplishments at a time when most of the country is calling it a win if they get dressed before 3pm.

 

[stimpy]

Spent all afternoon until about half six out in the garden shed being busy and now I've come in for my tea I'm not entirely sure what I've actually achieved. 

[Joe Terrapin]

41 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

Where did you get the brick press from?

B and Q, in the firelace section.(pre-Pandemia)

[Raidernation]

Been eating healthy and trying to take some exercise. Have to start off gently because I’m a chronically unfit aul bugger

[pub car king]

I am in a position that I have a full head of thick hair which due to the lack of hair dressing facilities has gone wild. 

I am now considering a full on mohawk like something out of mad max.

The only issue is I'm still working and I sometimes have to visit people during a distressing time. The last thing they will be expecting is the road warrior to stroll in and break the news that someone's died.

[heedthebaa]

4 hours ago, stimpy said:

Spent all afternoon until about half six out in the garden shed being busy and now I've come in for my tea I'm not entirely sure what I've actually achieved. 

As long as she thinks you’ve been busy, result 

[bennett]

Maybe I've forgotten what it's like but does hair really grow that fast in 3 weeks....

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

22 minutes ago, bennett said:

Maybe I've forgotten what it's like but does hair really grow that fast in 3 weeks....

Have you run out of bog roll?

[bennett]

16 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Have you run out of bog roll?

Enough for 2 or 3 years.

[heedthebaa]

10 hours ago, chocolateankles said:

I fixed a broken chair

 

[Granny Danger]

This proved harder that I thought.  Not enough drainage points and a pretty flat surface meant the water and dirt was gathering and lying.  So not perfect but a big improvement.

 

 

[NJ2]

Bought clippers last week but hoped I wouldn’t have to use them. Took the plunge today and I’m now sporting a trendy summer (buzz) cut.

[peasy23]

This proved harder that I thought.  Not enough drainage points and a pretty flat surface meant the water and dirt was gathering and lying.  So not perfect but a big improvement.

 
 

Should have went inside instead of pishing in the driveway.

[Shandon Par]

16 hours ago, chocolateankles said:

I fixed a broken chair

Fancy fixing another one? The dog ran into one of our metal garden chairs earlier and snapped a leg off (the chair lost a leg, not the dog). Mrs asks “can you weld it?”. Expect I’ll now be getting nagged until I find welder or learn how to weld.

[Granny Danger]

8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Fancy fixing another one? The dog ran into one of our metal garden chairs earlier and snapped a leg off (the chair lost a leg, not the dog). Mrs asks “can you weld it?”. Expect I’ll now be getting nagged until I find welder or learn how to weld.

If the metal is so thin that a dog running into it will break it I doubt it will be suitable for welding.

[bennett]

8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Fancy fixing another one? The dog ran into one of our metal garden chairs earlier and snapped a leg off (the chair lost a leg, not the dog). Mrs asks “can you weld it?”. Expect I’ll now be getting nagged until I find welder or learn how to weld.

Must be some size of a dug , probably best to get a new chair as it probably won't hold.