Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just now, NJ2 said: Stop tensing. Stop shaving your legs. I like to shave my balls and Mrs Par does my back but the legs are not hairy apart from a few tufts on the knees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 It’s a leg, my height-restricted homie! That’s a lovely calf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 I like to shave my balls and Mrs Par does my back but the legs are not hairy apart from a few tufts on the knees. Thanks for the unasked for and unneeded info on the clackerbag. About 90% of my body hair is the waist down, even after the usual maintenance routine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 22 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It’s a leg, my height-restricted homie! You have a woman's legs m'lord. I wager they haven't danced a hornpipe going round the Cape of Good Hope in a hurricane. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 47 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It’s a leg, my height-restricted homie! Ahoy sailor! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 46 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: You have a woman's legs m'lord. I wager they haven't danced a hornpipe going round the Cape of Good Hope in a hurricane You’re nothing but a lapdog to a slip of a girl! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 26 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Ahoy sailor! Ahoy matey! Looking for business? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Zuma said: Cleaned my hovercraft. Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 My pull up bar arrived the other day. Really pleased, solid piece of kit. What was the damage for this? And where is it from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 What was the damage for this? And where is it from? It was about 60 quid. Made by a company called Innovation Fitness, got it from amazon however they’ve now sold out it seems. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Powerbar-doorways-inches-construction-assembly/dp/B00140TJ0M You might be able to find more or less the same design made by other companies by searching “pull up bar no screws.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Handed my notice in for one job and am about to start another where I'm not expected to come in so I'm basically being paid more to keep playing the Xbox and battering into the booze I've acquired for the next month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 It was about 60 quid. Made by a company called Innovation Fitness, got it from amazon however they’ve now sold out it seems. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Powerbar-doorways-inches-construction-assembly/dp/B00140TJ0M You might be able to find more or less the same design made by other companies by searching “pull up bar no screws.” Would recommend the pull up mate. You can get them cheaper on Ebay. The manufacturer was selling damaged ones for £60. The damaged was a tiny paint chip.It can be made into a dip bar as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 May or may not have shat myself as I accidentally touched my leg with an angle grinder. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 There was a massive wasp (not Big Fat Tabby Dave) in the kitchen. Managed to catch the stripey git without being stung and I released it in to the garden because I'm nice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Would recommend the pull up mate. You can get them cheaper on Ebay. The manufacturer was selling damaged ones for £60. The damaged was a tiny paint chip.It can be made into a dip bar as well.Built this up the other day. Took me ages but well worth it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 11 hours ago, Zuma said: Cleaned my hovercraft. was it full of eels ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 15 hours ago, jamamafegan said: My pull up bar arrived the other day. Really pleased, solid piece of kit. That's got "You've Been Framed" clip written all over it. (Remember and post up the clip when it eventually happens) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Am I the only person who can't do indoor exercising, after a few minutes I'm bored stiff and j know it's not going to last. Outdoors fine, a few hours walking or cycling is no problem and enjoyable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Aufc said: Built this up the other day. Took me ages but well worth it You forgot to put the wheels on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 8, 2020 Author Share Posted April 8, 2020 You forgot to put the wheels on.And the swing attachment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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