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Get those e-sports guys to play FIFA/PES against each other as the clubs in the relevant competitions, which then affect the "real" cup competitions/league's. Or have a player or two from each club to stop any ringers from getting brought in.

For added authenticity, fans get to nominate their most vociferous, ruddy faced, rage filled fans to spectate in the same room to hurl abuse at their club's e-sport counterpart for every misplaced pass.

Sell the movie rights to Steven Spielberg.

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You want stupidity, we give you stupidity:

Every unplayed played game shall be decided via a penalty shoot out. If, after 5 shots, the goals are equal, the shootout will cease and a draw be scored. The winner of a shootout is awarded 3 points and 2 net goals, the loser 0 points and -2 net goals. A draw is a point a piece and no net goal change.

Complete the season like this, in one afternoon, on all TV channels. The shootout shall be held at a single stadium, with an artificial surface, chosen by a majority vote of the 42 teams, each team getting one vote. The teams shall also vote for the one referee and one linesmen that shall call the event, majority rules.

In the case of both votes, if the first ballot does not result in a majority result, the name with the lowest total shall be disqualified and a revote shall occur between only the remaining names until a majority vote for a single name for each choice.

 

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Those involved in title battles or relegation battles should nominate one player from their current squad to box against the chosen player from the team they are up against for the league title or to avoid relegation. 

Make these boxing matches PPV with all money being distributed amongst all SPFL teams. Easy.

Or whatever team the top goalscorer in each league plays for, make them league champions.

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1 hour ago, doulikefish said:

A giant game of kerby

Best one yet.   Can you imagine the ugly sisters in Glasgow arguing over who's got the biggest kerb or the VAR needed to review if it really crossed the line in the middle of the road.    

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LIVE ON BT SPORT.  

League one long shootie,  using only the club mascots.

Edit to add one supporter from each club gets to attend at a cost of £999 per ticket.   Just to abuse the referee over every decision as it just wouldn't be league one otherwise. 

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17 minutes ago, BairnBrainBrian said:

I think the best way to settle it is to ask the chairperson of each Championship club who they would want to join the Championship, either Raith or Falkirk.

Then ask who they want from either Raith or QoS.

 

Job done.

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Think this might be a way. Every team seems to have a hooligan element, so why not give them something useful to do for a change

 https://www.google.com/search?q=youtube+hooligan+fighting+championship&oq=youtube+hooligan+fighting+cha&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j33.25620j0j4&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8# 

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You want stupidity, we give you stupidity:
Every unplayed played game shall be decided via a penalty shoot out. If, after 5 shots, the goals are equal, the shootout will cease and a draw be scored. The winner of a shootout is awarded 3 points and 2 net goals, the loser 0 points and -2 net goals. A draw is a point a piece and no net goal change.
Complete the season like this, in one afternoon, on all TV channels. The shootout shall be held at a single stadium, with an artificial surface, chosen by a majority vote of the 42 teams, each team getting one vote. The teams shall also vote for the one referee and one linesmen that shall call the event, majority rules.
In the case of both votes, if the first ballot does not result in a majority result, the name with the lowest total shall be disqualified and a revote shall occur between only the remaining names until a majority vote for a single name for each choice.
 

I’m up for this....as long as we are allowed to resign Aaron Muirhead first....
(That’s something I never thought I’d ever request.....).
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8 hours ago, RossBFaeDundee said:

All teams brawl, last team with anyone still standing wins the league.

Cant really say that would be fair.  Everyone would just gang up and beat the f**k out off Jamie hamill. Even half is own teammates. 

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