deky Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Did Hearts forget who n where they are?That result willnae go without consequences.There will be no league construction.There will be no new totally justified new stadium requirements.You Jambo fucks are doon.Bye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 FFS, Deeks. You've been posting here for more than a decade and this is how you announce your return? I couldn't even make an alias to come up with a more embarrassing post... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Deky ragin coz his big team's oot.[emoji23] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tackle Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Pleasing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatRonaldo Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Hahahahah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akredz Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Get it off your chest man, let it all out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Deky reveals himself to be a closet *** in the most glorious possible way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IggyStooge Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 He's really rubbish at winking. Twice he tried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 2 hours ago, deky said: Did Hearts forget who n where they are? That result willnae go without consequences. There will be no league construction. There will be no new totally justified new stadium requirements. You Jambo fucks are doon. Bye. Absolute state of this! Roll on Armageddon 2! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 3 hours ago, deky said: Did Hearts forget who n where they are? That result willnae go without consequences. There will be no league construction. There will be no new totally justified new stadium requirements. You Jambo fucks are doon. Bye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 (edited) Edited March 1, 2020 by Lyle Lanley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocular Patdown Required Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 My Team: Motherwell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 My Team: MotherwellAw no, there's two of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 I think I read the post differently to others 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Some of those salty *** tears right in my veins please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, deky said: There will be no league construction. There will be no new totally justified new stadium requirements. While the post is a severe embarrassment to Motherwell fans everywhere, except the other closet-*** basket cases, this couplet reminded me of one of the more famous sons of Scottish fitba' I feel like yer man missed a trick by not carrying on in the idiom -- You will not be able to stay at home, jambo. You will not be able to plug in, tune in and sit down, You will not be able to watch it on your sofa or on the TV screen at the Athletic Arms Because the relegation will not be televised The relegation will not be brought to you by Sky Sports In 2 legs with commercial interruption The relegation will not show you footage of Daniel Stendel wearing ski googles and climbing a rope ladder to demonstrate the latest in Central European training techniques The relegation will not be televised The relegation will not be brought to you by Premier Sports and will not star McCoist and Sutton or Mikey Stewart and Thommo The relegation will not give Hearts fans sex appeal The relegation will not get rid of the spots The relegation will not make them look five stone lighter, because the relegation will not be televised, brother There will be no pictures of Jonathan Watson dressed as Ann Budge making you question your sexuality on Hogmanay Or Joel Sked simpering on a couch for sixty minutes The BBC will not predict the loser twenty minutes from full time or the management team's resignation date The relegation will not be televised There will be no pictures of Christophe Berra scoring own goals in the action replay There will be no pictures of Christophe Berra scoring own goals in the action replay There will be no pictures of Christophe Berra scoring own goals in the action replay There will be no pictures of Joel Pereira being run out of Gorgie by a pitchforked mob There will be no slow motion or still life of Alex Salmond strolling into Tynecastle with a maroon tie and cufflinks that he had been saving for just the right occasion Albert Kidd, 5-1, and John Robertson will no longer be so damned relevant and Jambos will not care if Hibs gets a slot in the Europa League because Hearts Fans will be in the stands throwing their scarves onto the pitch There will be no highlights on the Sportscene late night special and no pictures of fans invading the pitch in a freezing May afternoon in Inverness The theme song will not be written by Dougie McLean or Eddi Reader, nor sung by Hector Nicol, Wattie Buchan, Frightened Rabbit, or Mark E Smith. The relegation will not be televised The relegation will not be right back after a short profile about Craig Halkett, Craig Levein or Craig Fowler You will not have to worry about the round trip to Dingwall, the stewards at Parkhead or the Union Bears at Tynecastle The relegation will not get better with time The relegation will not be a good thing in the long run The relegation WILL put you in the championship The relegation will not be televised WILL not be televised, WILL NOT BE TELEVISED The relegation will not be a re-run, The relegation will be live. Edited March 1, 2020 by Aim Here 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 ^^^^^^^^ 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Aim Here said: While the post is a severe embarrassment to Motherwell fans everywhere, except the other closet-*** basket cases, this couplet reminded me of one of the more famous sons of Scottish fitba' I feel like yer man missed a trick by not carrying on in the idiom -- You will not be able to stay at home, jambo. You will not be able to plug in, tune in and sit down, You will not be able to watch it on your sofa on the TV screen at the Athletic Arms Because the relegation will not be televised The relegation will not be brought to you by Sky Sports In 2 legs with commercial interruption The relegation will not show you footage of Daniel Stendel wearing ski googles and climbing a rope ladder to demonstrate the latest in Central European training techniques The relegation will not be televised The relegation will not be brought to you by Premier Sports and will not star McCoist and Sutton or Mikey Stewart and Thommo The relegation will not give Hearts fans sex appeal The relegation will not get rid of the spots The relegation will not make them look five stone lighter, because the relegation will not be televised, brother There will be no pictures of Jonathan Watson dressed as Ann Budge making you question your sexuality on Hogmanay Or Joel Sked simpering on a couch for sixty minutes The BBC will not predict the loser twenty minutes from full time or the management team's resignation date The relegation will not be televised There will be no pictures of Christophe Berra scoring own goals in the action replay There will be no pictures of Christophe Berra scoring own goals in the action replay There will be no pictures of Christophe Berra scoring own goals in the action replay There will be no pictures of Joel Pereira being run out of Gorgie by a pitchforked mob There will be no slow motion or still life of Alex Salmond strolling into Tynecastle with a maroon tie and cufflinks that he had been saving for just the right occasion Albert Kidd, 5-1, and John Robertson will no longer be so damned relevant and Jambos will not care if Hibs gets a slot in the Europa League because Hearts Fans will be in the stands throwing their scarves onto the pitch There will be no highlights on the Sportscene late night special and no pictures of fans invading the pitch in a freezing May afternoon in Inverness The theme song will not be written by Dougie McLean or Eddi Reader, nor sung by Hector Nicol, Wattie Buchan, Frightened Rabbit, or Mark E Smith. The relegation will not be televised The relegation will not be right back after a short profile about Craig Halkett, Craig Levein or Craig Fowler You will not have to worry about the round trip to Dingwall, the stewards at Parkhead or the Union Bears at Tynecastle The relegation will not get better with time The relegation will not be a good thing in the long run The relegation WILL put you in the championship The relegation will not be televised WILL not be televised, WILL NOT BE TELEVISED The relegation will not be a re-run, The relegation will be live. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 It really takes some talent to produce a worse post than the OP, but Aim Here has given it a really good go 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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