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Does anyone else want to admit to watching this glorious train wreck  of a show?

New season started last night in North American, highlights including a 4'11" man who puts mayonnaise in his hair to look younger for his Filipino girlfriend and a woman whos 'boyfriend' is apparently from Manchester, the pictures she showed of him are clearly from Google imagines, he can't Facetime her because the camera on his phone is broken and she loves his 'British' accent even though he clearly sounds West African, most likely Nigeria. I love this show and many others on TLC!  

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The Mrs actually puts her phone down to watch this. I don't mind it, it has a fair amount of shocking moments.

The current season is coming to an end. Best couple  is the large chested lassie from the Dominican coming over to be with a guy she met once on the beach. He as about $20 in his bank and she wants him to buy her everything. He has 5 kids with 4 women and the kid that stays with him his granny is a pornstar who offered her money to leave him.

I prefer the Pillow Talk version, it's 1 hour instead of 2 and the comments are great.

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37 minutes ago, steelmen said:

The Mrs actually puts her phone down to watch this. I don't mind it, it has a fair amount of shocking moments.

The current season is coming to an end. Best couple  is the large chested lassie from the Dominican coming over to be with a guy she met once on the beach. He as about $20 in his bank and she wants him to buy her everything. He has 5 kids with 4 women and the kid that stays with him his granny is a pornstar who offered her money to leave him.

I prefer the Pillow Talk version, it's 1 hour instead of 2 and the comments are great.

Fucking Robert, some boy! 5 kids, only cares about one of them because his mum ran away. Someone posted a picture of Bryson's mother on Reddit, horror show. The last season wasn't too bad, though the whole Angela and Michael story needs to gtf, at least until the travel ban on Nigerians is lifted. Tania is deluded, Jasmin is a robot and Natalie the Ukrainian is 35 year old child. 

Pillow Talk is decent, the Jewish couple in Miami can be pretty funny, as can the Thai lassie Annie but here obese husband annoys me. I watched the new season of Pillow Talk last night, the Samoan guy Asuelu is a good laugh, the two friends from Georgia not so much. 

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We have part one of the tell all starting this week. Looking forward to some of the reveals.

Angela is the epitome of trailer park trash. How can she afford to keep her family and travel to Nigeria on her salary alone???

Every time I see Jasmin and the old guy I just think pedo. The whole relationship with the ex wife is strange.

I really like Asuelu, but I miss the two brother’s Tarik and dean(?) they were hilarious.

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On 24/02/2020 at 14:31, Torpar said:

Does anyone else want to admit to watching this glorious train wreck  of a show?

New season started last night in North American, highlights including a 4'11" man who puts mayonnaise in his hair to look younger for his Filipino girlfriend and a woman whos 'boyfriend' is apparently from Manchester, the pictures she showed of him are clearly from Google imagines, he can't Facetime her because the camera on his phone is broken and she loves his 'British' accent even though he clearly sounds West African, most likely Nigeria. I love this show and many others on TLC!  

That is before the 90 days started on here. The Mayonaise guy with no neck is a strange one, your right about the 'british accent' woman, she has some hearing issue!

i can't believe the program has brought back Darcy  'the crying woman' again, is this her 6th series???

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I mentioned in another thread a few seasons back about Caesar, my favourite deluded dude. 

The new season so far seems good. The wee photographer - jings! He reminds me of the guy from the DMV on the Blacklist. 

Darcy is back this season (sigh). She keeps asking why folk don't love her - watch the show, woman, and you'll see!

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It's a few episodes in over here now, last night we were introduced to Caesar and Yolanda  both rolled into a 60 year old man, no spoilers but there must be something in the water in Las Vegas that makes people delusional. 

Anytime Lisa, the Walmart version of Angela, comes on the screen I switch off, if a man showed controlling behaviour towards their partner they would be in jail. Talking of which, that Geoffrey c**t clearly picked a Russian girl as it's the only country that will give a visa to a wife beating convict. His constant sweaty haired, red eye look makes he look like the creep that he is. 

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Does anyone else want to admit to watching this glorious train wreck  of a show?
New season started last night in North American, highlights including a 4'11" man who puts mayonnaise in his hair to look younger for his Filipino girlfriend and a woman whos 'boyfriend' is apparently from Manchester, the pictures she showed of him are clearly from Google imagines, he can't Facetime her because the camera on his phone is broken and she loves his 'British' accent even though he clearly sounds West African, most likely Nigeria. I love this show and many others on TLC!  
Haven't seen it but saw the advert for it, is the 4"11 guy the one with no neck whatsoever? Looks like a trainwreck right enough.

Vaguely remember seeing a promo before for this, maybe it was the American version, where a guy met his fiance at the airport wearing a t-shirt of her face, or more specifically the heavily photoshopped version of her face she had been using. The look of disappointment on the guys face when she strolled up to him....

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On 16/03/2020 at 20:16, UpInTheAyr said:

Haven't seen it but saw the advert for it, is the 4"11 guy the one with no neck whatsoever? Looks like a trainwreck right enough.

Vaguely remember seeing a promo before for this, maybe it was the American version, where a guy met his fiance at the airport wearing a t-shirt of her face, or more specifically the heavily photoshopped version of her face she had been using. The look of disappointment on the guys face when she strolled up to him....

By far the biggest trainwreck of a season so far. Ed is the wee man with no neck, not sure how far on this season is in the UK but the latest episodes show him as a right creepy wee fucker, definitely needs his hard drive checked. The 'lesbian' couple don't actually seem to like each other and it appears aren't actually gay. Usman aka Sojaboy's performance is a club with about 20 people in it has been a highlight so far, the sound of silence and looks of disgust/astonishment when he introduced his finance Walmart Angela aka Lisa was a laugh out loud moment for me. Geoffrey continues to challenge Ed  for creepiest c**t on there, I thought/hoped he was going to get a kicking off a Russian boy with a bowl cut. And David is some boy, travelling to close to the war zone in Ukraine to try and find a women who most likely doesn't exist.  He should go back to Vegas and hook up with fellow fantasist Yolanda. 

I love this show!

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We are up to the bit where David has knocked on the door to the flat where he thinks he ukrainian women stays. I don't care how desperate i was for my hole there is no way i would drive into a war zone on the off chance the foxy blond lassie, who has ditched him twice already on this trip, is there. he is a complete wrong one.

Yolanda is amazingly stupid, she deserves to be taken advantage of. Her daughter must feel like slapping her.

I don't mind watching the lesbain couple as they are wids but the american lassie is a mess of paranoia. Surely at the end of the trip they will go their seperate ways.

No neck Ed is a weirdo but to be fiar i doubt i would want to sleep in her house for long. the shower with her dad was hilarious.

How desperate is Sojaboy to get to america? Lisa has zero redeeming qualities and the mum constantly says no.

I don't mind Geoffrey, its obvious his woman is desperate to come to the US too.

Other than the 2 huge obvious things, why is Darcy still on the program? although tomorrow we should see Tom arrive at her house.

 

We also had the start of 90 days lockdown on Sunday... its it bit strange but Colt from Vegas should just marry his maw.

 

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On 13/05/2020 at 09:49, steelmen said:

We are up to the bit where David has knocked on the door to the flat where he thinks he ukrainian women stays. I don't care how desperate i was for my hole there is no way i would drive into a war zone on the off chance the foxy blond lassie, who has ditched him twice already on this trip, is there. he is a complete wrong one.

Yolanda is amazingly stupid, she deserves to be taken advantage of. Her daughter must feel like slapping her.

I don't mind watching the lesbain couple as they are wids but the american lassie is a mess of paranoia. Surely at the end of the trip they will go their seperate ways.

No neck Ed is a weirdo but to be fiar i doubt i would want to sleep in her house for long. the shower with her dad was hilarious.

How desperate is Sojaboy to get to america? Lisa has zero redeeming qualities and the mum constantly says no.

I don't mind Geoffrey, its obvious his woman is desperate to come to the US too.

Other than the 2 huge obvious things, why is Darcy still on the program? although tomorrow we should see Tom arrive at her house.

 

We also had the start of 90 days lockdown on Sunday... its it bit strange but Colt from Vegas should just marry his maw.

 

The second last episode before the Tell All was aired on Sunday here, a lot has happened since all of the stuff above but I will put it in the spoilers. A bit Google search of "Geoffrey Paschel current charges" will show why everyone hates him. Horrible c**t. 

"Big' Ed seems to love ruining the moment, he provides a lot of unintentional comedy at least, his pathetic attempts at feeding the pigs for example.

Lisa must have been brought in to make Angela look like a Saint, what a horrible bitch she is. Her half assed attempts at understanding Islam are annoying to watch, her head covering never actually covers her hair. Yet another American women who wants to marry a Muslim man but makes to effort to understand their beliefs. 

Darcy and Tom with his fake accent need to get to f**k, Tom rightly gets called out on Pillow Talk for being an arsehole but the blind loyalty to the train wreck Darcy is baffling, two people desperate to stay relevant. 

The self quarantined episodes have been a bit shite, especially when they feature no couples like creepy Colt and the lassie living with the fat German 'friend'. I will make an exception for Fernanda and her home workout routines being shown though. Somewhere in North Carolina, Jonathan must be cry-wanking.  Everyone connected with Chantel can get to f**k too. #teampedro

90 Day Fiance What Now? Is now also airing on Monday nights here, featuring baby machine Robert and Anny, I think Robert might be developmentally delayed. Talking of which, Englishman Jon and his wife and probably daughter is back. The fact that he seems to make Rachel take the train to Paddington rather than pick her up at Heathrow, which is surely closer to Weston Super Mare, annoys me. And the ultimate cuck Corey is back, once again making empty threats to leave Evelin (who I really don't think is that attractive) if she doesn't marry him. 

Spoiler

The lesbian couple do indeed break up, mostly because the American won't tell her mum she's bisexual, probably cause she actually isn't. 24 year old Erika talks about being in a 10 year secret gay relationship...

Ed tells his sex toy Rose he doesn't want more kids and he leaves him.

Big Dave goes back to the Ukraine and surprises everyone by actually meeting Lana, she can barely stand to be touched by him in anyway

 

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I try to stay away from googling anyone in the show in case it ruins it but the wife does it on episode 1, so she had saw about his dodgy (recent) past.

I am not touching the spoilers but we aren't that far behind you. Ed just told the lassie he doesn't want kids and she went to town on him, rightly so. the STI test, the bad breath and now knowing she wants kids he tells her he's having a vasectomy.

Lisa is continuing to get on my tits, everything is someone else's fault. Like not bringing your divorce certificate when you want to get married, a quick google search would have told her that.

i was screaming at the tv when she got Stacy to tear up the letter!!! i was dying to find out what that said, although i am sure a producer would have rescued it. It is going to be a bit uncomfortable for Tom if his new woman watches the show because what he told her and what he was saying to the camera are completly different.

It's on tonight here so i might be able to open the spoilers tomorrow.

 

i must have missed the series with the lassie and the German friend, i don't remember her at all. Got to love Pedro's gaming set up. can't work so i will play games all day. smart boy.

Did you believe Ceaser actually met with his Ukrainian lassie? i get the feeling he was talking shite.

i will keep my eye's out for it.

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5 hours ago, steelmen said:

 

 

i must have missed the series with the lassie and the German friend, i don't remember her at all. Got to love Pedro's gaming set up. can't work so i will play games all day. smart boy.

Did you believe Ceaser actually met with his Ukrainian lassie? i get the feeling he was talking shite.

 

Cortney was on Season 1 of Before the 90 Days, she went to meet a guy in Malaga, Spain, he was a bit of an arsehole to her, she left and they split up. The German friend just seems to be someone that lets her stay with him and calls her his girlfriend but she doesn't feel the same way, just strange and uncomfortable to watch, hopefully they don't feature again.

I too think Ceaser is talking shite. The girl he is 'dating' now is clearly a sex worker of some kind with a substance problem. 

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we are now up to the part in the spoilers.

I agree, i don't think the american lassie is a lesbain but i sort of agreed with her, she should have been told Erica had been in a 10 year relationship.

i did love Geoff being a big child at being told not now when he proposed, all that was missing was the petted lip and stamping of feet.

i was amazed that Lana turned up but we only got to see that when we watched the pillow talk. it wasn't on the normal program. David turning into Trump with the 'your fired' to the PI was hilarious.

Ed gets exactly what he deserves, and the highlights of Lisa and sojaboy from next week look fun.

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Part 1 of the Tell All was on here last night, Ed getting absolute telt by Rose. I hope my daughter loves me as much as Ed's daughter does, defending the wee bawbag after he said he'd abandon her for another chance with Rose.

Big Gut Lisa jumping in giving people advice in her Patty and Selma voice was the second most hypocritical thing after big Dave giving out advice about online dating. 

Tom was actually quite funny, as much as I hate to admit it. And Usman seems like a total "lad" when he's not with Lisa

There have been many annoying c***s on this season but Stephanie's friends came along at the last moment and won the title for most annoying c***s last night! 

Part 2 tonight followed by a new season on The Other Way and new season of Happily Ever After? next Sunday. I love this show!

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we have 1 more week go go before the tell all. Usman and Lisa's wedding must be next week.

Still got the quarantine series going on and next week we have the pregnant lassie, lorian(?) from pillow talk with the build up to birthing day.

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Part 2 of the Tell All was on last night, some genuine lol moments, David making excuses for Lana was brilliant entertainment.  Tom coming across as an even bigger creep and Lisa proving she's the WalMart Angela by going into a rage at other folk, including poor Usman. 

Saw the episode with Loren and Alexei  last week, quite good to watch as my wife is pregnant, apart from the bris. 

The Other Way started last night here, the usual American women going to muslim country and not adapting story is in there. One women going to Ethiopia to give birth, prompting the usual shite from Americans about having the best healthcare in the world etc.. how will she give birth in Ethiopia, a country with a population of 109 million. The only viable couple so far seem to be 57 year old Kenneth, who looks 35 and his Mexican boyfriend Armando 31

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we are stringing it out a bit here. still 1 more episode until the tell all starts. Still to have Usman and Lisa's wedding.

i was in tears when Lisa thought that Usman's brothers were going to support her when she was saying he's so argumentative. And for the 30th time she claimed.. it's over, i'm done with this. I am struggling to see who is more desperate for the wedding to go ahead. I know i would have walked away by now.

The non lesbian is coming out to her mother.. what is she going to say? i thought i was a lesbian but i'm not?

kind of find it werid the way Ash and Avery left it,  the whole passport thing is just strange, loved the pillowtalk asking Siri "how long for an austrialian passport" answer "2 weeks" not exactly a year.

it certainly is TV gold

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We had "The Couples Tell More" the third part of the Tell All last night, there is absolutely no helping big David, more genuine LOL moments from him.

The Other Way was on after that, bit shite really but may improve next week when the Yanks actually fly out to different countries.

On Sunday nights we not have Happily Ever After which I may not bother with this season as everyone involved in the first episode were awful. Colt is somehow dating another Brazilian lassie, his ex can't afford to apply for her own green card and begged money off her dad but can afford plastic surgeries. And Andrei is one of the biggest chancers the show has ever seen!  Almost forgot, Angela is back on our screens, going mental at Michael for having a ringtone on his phone...

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Finally we get to the tell all show next week, it looks amazing!!

Can't believe Lana agreed to marry David, although who in the right mind would get engaged to somoene after 3 very awkward kisses and when you say 'i love you' she just stares at you? I will admit i will be delighted with any pain he goes through when she f*cks him over. The email to the private detecive put the nail in the coffin for me. He deserves all that is coming his way.

WTF was going on with Lisa's wedding dress? and gettning Sojaboy as his legal name at the wedding was something special.

How many hints did Varya drop about getting him to propose again, and then acting all surprised when he did.

The main program is good but i love the pillow talk, the abuse Big Ed was deserved. i have to say they have all grown on me, even the woman in Georgia annoys me less.

 

They announced that Other way is starting on Wednesday here, i see the mad old woman is going back to India after he was abducted last time.

We had the baby special with lorien, it was sweet but my heart went out to the baby with the snipping of the foreskin! no wonder he was crying the place down.

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