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St Mirren Defeat Thread (featuring Heart of Midlothian)

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It's really quite striking to learn just how bad you have to be in order to be relegated from this accursed league. Despite Craig Levein being an anus horribilis and Hearts having an annus horribilis, we are still well-placed to coast clear of danger with room to spare. 

Unfortunate for St Mirren and their fans that they face certain defeat on Friday evening, but, in fairness, f**k them. 

3-0 Hearts. 

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A McPhee side put 5 past this mob, so taking that into account along with their mandatory 2 goal start, our guaranteed f**k-ups and our improved firepower, I reckon we're winning this one 10-6.

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Quite confident about winning this one purely because it's on the TV, we always seem to raise our game in front of the TV cameras or maybe I'm just getting that desperate.

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34 minutes ago, Coventry Saint said:

Fixed.

Whatever happens on Friday night, the only way this will end up goalless is if it's postponed. 

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42 minutes ago, Shteve said:

Quite confident about winning this one purely because it's on the TV, we always seem to raise our game in front of the TV cameras or maybe I'm just getting that desperate.

You do realise that your match with Livingston last season (0-5) was on the TV?

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We usually reserve our gubbings of Hearts for cup semis and finals, but I fancy a 6-2 here... bring on the dancing girls.

 

One for the (relatively) auld timers in the Saints online community. 😀

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25 minutes ago, kingjoey said:

You do realise that your match with Livingston last season (0-5) was on the TV?

Aye, caught the fifth goal in the pub, meant this season. Honestly though I think we will beat St Mirren.

1-3 Hearts. Naisy, Boyce and Walker with the goals.

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53 minutes ago, kingjoey said:

You do realise that your match with Livingston last season (0-5) was on the TV?

See also their pathetic display on Boxing Day.

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1 hour ago, Munoz said:

3-2 Saints with goals from Isma, Thompson and Newton. 

Please don't remind me of (1) that game, and (2) the fact that idiot Hearts fans hounded Isma - a really good striker - out of the club, thanks. 

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This should be an absolute cracker. It's no surprise that BT Sport has picked this up, involving, is it does, the league's third- and fourth-most-attacking sides*.

What will, I'm sure, become clear over the course of the 90 minutes is that neither of these sides, both of which are a credit to Scotland's top flight, should be anywhere near a relegation dogfight.

Time to make the league bigger to avoid this sort of farce, I reckon.

 

 

* Based on shots taken in league games, figures accurate as of 17/02/2020.

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12 hours ago, SEETHING said:

It's really quite striking to learn just how bad you have to be in order to be relegated from this accursed league.

:lol:

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Must admit I am worried about the Hearts juggernaught rolling into Paisley on Friday night. How can we stop their incredible and lethal strike force? What chance do we have against their steel wall of defence? They are full of confidence and we all know Hearts have never, ever bottled a must win game. :)

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16 minutes ago, NorthBank said:

Must admit I am worried about the Hearts juggernaught rolling into Paisley on Friday night. How can we stop their incredible and lethal strike force? What chance do we have against their steel wall of defence? They are full of confidence and we all know Hearts have never, ever bottled a must win game. :)

Or a must-draw game, tbf.

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1 hour ago, cdisaaccie said:

Is there any way both of you can lose this one?

No?
Draw then please.

Thanks for that wee 2-2 at Tynecastle by the way.

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Wasn't feeling this on account of it being on TV and us being shite and all.  But tickets have been purchased, who can resist Paisley in the wind and rain?

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If we score first, we win. We will not score first.

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