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Roses are red

Lillies are white

Kilmarnock are lovely

Rangers are shite

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Fcuk, forgot to get her card,

What time does Clintons open.

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What a day.

Valentine's Day
My anniversary
It's Friday
The **** went down in spectacular fashion.
New season of Narcos on Netflix.

Incredible

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2 minutes ago, Romeo said:

What a day.

Valentine's Day
My anniversary
It's Friday
The **** went down in spectacular fashion.
New season of Narcos on Netflix.

Incredible

That doesnt rhyme 

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3 minutes ago, deadasdillinger said:

That doesnt rhyme 

I think he's going for the world's worst Haiku.

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Sevco so bad,
It makes the H*ns rant,
But listen to Jabba,
It’s concomitant.

Defoe is slick,
Morelos ‘anaw,
But wee Eamonn Brophy,
Shagged his mattress maw.

On Wednesday did Killie,
The Sevco outplay,
So that we can enjoy,
This Valentine’s Day.

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Roses are red

Wrapped up with a bow

No way will Sevco

Stop ten in a row

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Roses are Red

Hearts are maroon

They've sacked Craig Levine

But they're still going doon.

 

 

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Roses are red

Off the Ball is whimsical

No way are St Johnstone

Overly physical

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Saint Mirren are black,

Saint Mirren are white,

We get lots of draws,

We’re a little bit shite.

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