Killing Hitler pt 2 - A P&B choose-your-own-adventure

[Fullerene]

You seem to have a very kind and understanding manager.

"Excuse me, Sir, I need to leave early to go look for my cousin.  He has built a time machine out of an old tumble dryer and now we don't know where he is."

"Okay.  On you go."

Amazing.

[tamthebam]

19 hours ago, The Gypsy King said:

I wield executive power over certain decisions. Otherwise we would be here forever.

No we wouldn't. I'd go back in time using Donovan's invention and prevent your birth. Simple.

[Richey Edwards]

2 hours ago, tamthebam said:

No we wouldn't. I'd go back in time using Donovan's invention and prevent your birth. Simple.

You believe his invention works? 

[tamthebam]

1 hour ago, The Gypsy King said:

You believe his invention works? 

yes, he went back 12 months and told me last February.

[Sergeant Wilson]

41 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

yes, he went back 12 months and told me last February.

And you say on that info for a year, p***k!

[Shotgun]

54 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

yes, he went back 12 months and told me last February.

 

12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

And you say on that info for a year, p***k!

He didn't. He told me in 1986. 

[Fullerene]

2 hours ago, The Gypsy King said:

You believe his invention works? 

What do you mean "his invention"?

I am suing him for breach of copyright.  It was my idea all along.

[Richey Edwards]

You guys are going to be so disappointed in Part 3 when you turn the machine on and it just does a drying cycle.

[welshbairn]

8 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

What do you mean "his invention"?

I am suing him for breach of copyright.  It was my idea all along.

Liar, I gave you the blueprints tomorrow.

[Fullerene]

46 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Liar, I gave you the blueprints tomorrow.

Yeah but I filed a patent 200 years ago

[Fullerene]

53 minutes ago, The Gypsy King said:

You guys are going to be so disappointed in Part 3 when you turn the machine on and it just does a drying cycle.

I thought you said it was broken.

[Richey Edwards]

6 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

I thought you said it was broken.

it was broken. But now the drum spins so fast that it rips the fabric of time open and allows you to travel through it.

If you have ever lost any clothes in the wash, this is probably what happened. Your socks are  were probably on Blackbeard's feet now.

Edited February 10, 2020 by The Gypsy King

[tamthebam]

btw- Donovan says put all your money on Dundee for the Scottish Cup in 2022...

[BFTD]

What's the time limit on voting for this round?

[Dee Man]

8 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

What's the time limit on voting for this round?

I would imagine it's dependant on whether you have access to a time-travelling tumble dryer or not. 

[Herman Hessian]

On 09/02/2020 at 13:18, Miguel Sanchez said:

Are Mary Jane and Auntie Jane related? Starting to see where Donny gets his brains from.

i'm assuming it was the Auntie Jane that used to appear in Razzle, Escort and other highbrow art publications of the 1990's...

[tongue_tied_danny]

19 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

i'm assuming it was the Auntie Jane that used to appear in Razzle, Escort and other highbrow art publications of the 1990's...

You know the rules....

[Richey Edwards]

1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

What's the time limit on voting for this round?

1PM tomorrow. 

I haven't even started thinking about Part 3 yet.

[BFTD]

4 minutes ago, The Gypsy King said:

1PM tomorrow. 

I haven't even started thinking about Part 3 yet.

Drug-addled Donovan to become Hitler's successor and plunge the world into a thousand years of misery.

What do you do?

A) Track down the now-decrepit Donovan and find out what the hell he's been playing at (5% vote share)
B) f**k it; go back to bed and let someone else sort it out (95% vote share)

[bennett]

21 minutes ago, The Gypsy King said:

1PM tomorrow. 

I haven't even started thinking about Part 3 yet.

Hitler gets donnies phone and reads the historical articles saved on it and knows what mistakes not to make.  

Greater Germania now rules the world.