Killing Hitler part 1 - A P&B choose-your-own-adventure

[Richey Edwards]

1 hour ago, Fullerene said:

Okay.  He was a customs official.  But before I went back in time in my Hotpoint Aquarius Mark 5 he was a teacher.  I guess I must have changed things.

Hi Cousin Donny,

I forgive you for waking me up at 3AM. Just come home please.

[Fullerene]

26 minutes ago, The Gypsy King said:

Hi Cousin Donny,

I forgive you for waking me up at 3AM. Just come home please.

Are you sure you are not mad about the clothes dryer?

[sjc]

5 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

If you killed those Wall Street bankers then other Wall Street bankers would have popped up in their place and done the same thing. If you killed Hitler the chances of someone else with his extreme skillset and desires taking his place isn't so high.

That's before taking into account the moral wisdom of choosing to kill four innocent people over one mass murderer.

That's a fair point given the subsequent regeneration of "filling the void" sentiment regarding the bankers, I do however think you're vastly underestimating this ability for mass murderers though.

History is littered with dictators, despots and mass murderers.

[Arabdownunder]

Use Donovan's time machine to go back to before he invented the time machine. Get rid of the useless pothead waster. No Donovan >> no time machine >> no opportunity to kill Hitler >> No Killing Hitler thread.

[Thane of Cawdor]

20 hours ago, Monkey Tennis said:

 

Absolute bollocks.  He was a customs official.   This comes after the discredited crap about Hitler living in Liverpool.

 

Can people please...

STOP GETTING HITLER WRONG!

 

I think the Hitler/Liverpool connection only exists in a Beryl Bainbridge novel.

[bennett]

2 hours ago, Thane of Cawdor said:

I think the Hitler/Liverpool connection only exists in a Beryl Bainbridge novel.

Trying to imagine Hitler with a perm and wearing a shell suit....

[welshbairn]

13 hours ago, Arabdownunder said:

Use Donovan's time machine to go back to before he invented the time machine. Get rid of the useless pothead waster. No Donovan >> no time machine >> no opportunity to kill Hitler >> No Killing Hitler thread.

And no Arabdownunder..

[tongue_tied_danny]

48 minutes ago, bennett said:

Trying to imagine Hitler with a perm and wearing a shell suit....

Calm down...

[buchan30]

I have 3 questions.

If you kill hitler, do Alloa get promoted?
Do Raith still win the coca cola cup?
Do Raith still win the ramsdens cup?

[BFTD]

Do Stirling Albion ever even exist?

[bennett]

1 hour ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

Calm down...

After a shite result,  I've always wanted to see Gerrard say that in an interview. 

 

One day..