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How Would You Make Bland TV Shows More Exciting?

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Too many TV shows these days are bland, uninteresting and basically all variations on a similar theme, which is an indication of how fucking lazy and predictable producers and TV companies have become .

So it got me thinking , how these could be spiced up a bit and as a result , viewing figures would soar.

My nomination would be Bargain Hunt.

Time after time the so called “ experts “ usually get it wrong and a high percentage of the time, their “ special purchase” is sold at a loss, despite the fact they’re meant to be specialists in this field ,

So, in order to focus their minds and make this much better viewing , if they make a loss, taser the c***s !

What programme would you make changes to and what would they be?

 

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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Rename it The ISIS Show.

It may get me on some sort of watchlist but I find those barbaric extremists less offensive than those simpering BBC c***s. 

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6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

It may get me on some sort of watchlist but I find those barbaric extremists less offensive than those simpering BBC c***s. 

Matt Baker with special guest Richard Osman in the first cage please.

I'll even supply the unleaded.

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4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Matt Baker with special guest Richard Osman in the first cage please.

I'll even supply the unleaded.

Next week, Dominic Littlewood and Paul Hollywood are thrown from a helicopter circling 5000 ft above Broughty Ferry. 

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Just have one person who knows about something and is vaguely interesting to listen to giving a presentation on it without endlessly repeating previous clips or switching to random videos or animations every 3 seconds.

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11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Image result for my 600 lb life

You sure?

Can't win them all chief.  For every Rikishi there will be a Torrie Wilson.

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I've got this great idea for a game show, Tom- 

You fly celebrities to Amsterdam's red light district and they have to find the cheapest prostitute. 

It's called Bargain C*nt.

Btw Cosgrove, I know you read P&B so if this ends up on E4 I'll do you for ripping me off ..

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Another idea I have is for Question Time in that one of the seats is chosen at random* to be placed over a trap door leading to a "gunge tank" full of shite and halfway through a button is pressed and the unlucky guest gets dunked 

(*Or not if f*cking Farage is on it yet again)

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