ICTChris Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, throbber said: The existence of emotional support animals are part of the reason that the upcoming apocalypse doesn’t really bother me. You are my emotional support animal, throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 You are my emotional support animal, throbber.Being snuggled into your bosom for a long haul flight is a truly disturbing thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Just now, throbber said: Being snuggled into your bosom for a long haul flight is a truly disturbing thought. I once woke up resting on the bosom of a large Indian lady on a flight back from Chennai a few years back. Can't say I was that bothered. Neither was she. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I once woke up resting on the bosom of a large Indian lady on a flight back from Chennai a few years back. Can't say I was that bothered. Neither was she. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 53 minutes ago, throbber said: It was a fine end to a rather long arduous journey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Took a yak on a kayak for the lols... and emotional support. Drowned lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budmiester1 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 9 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Yip. His name was Matt. You’re just glossing over the fact it’s just a big dog,you and your shaggy dog stories 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 All hail the utility tarantula. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Can’t imagine having a strong opinion on this, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 3 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: I skim read that and thought the service dog had attacked it's autistic owner. Always read properly, kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 I wonder if I could borrow the Smudger as an emotional support animal on the grounds that no-one is likely to f*ck with me if I have him with me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 My emotional support animal is a strain of Ebola. Let me on the plane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 11 hours ago, nsr said: My emotional support animal is a strain of Ebola. Let me on the plane. I'm not sure you need to strain if you get Ebola... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Our daughter has a support dog for her autism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 I always wondered about hearing dogs. If you call a hearing impaired person a f*cking cnut is the dog trained to bite you back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Can’t we bring over all the Koalas to give the remoaners a hug? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: I always wondered about hearing dogs. If you call a hearing impaired person a f*cking cnut is the dog trained to bite you back? I just looked up a list of famous dead people to help me make a hilarious joke and wasn't surprised to see Will.I.Am on the list. Explains a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 5 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Can’t we bring over all the Koalas to give the remoaners a hug? There's only about 3 left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 29, 2020 Author Share Posted January 29, 2020 Koalas are almost all infected with chlamydia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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