Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 25 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Good point. Didn’t have a cucumber for Maggie either... Michty Me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 48 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Just been delivered - a fry pack, a packet of soda bread, tea bags, sugar, coffee, a jar of jam, tin of custard, tin of beans, tin of peas, tin of chicken soup, 4 sachets of breakfast cereal. More than happy with that. Did you also get a tin of bully beef and a Commando comic? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just now, Gaz said: Did you also get a tin of bully beef and a Commando comic? And one egg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 minute ago, The DA said: And one egg. Powdered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, The DA said: And one egg. Make that three hard boiled eggs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 16 minutes ago, bennett said: Or maybe make your own cbrn suit just to be on the safe side. ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 55 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Just been delivered - a fry pack, a packet of soda bread, tea bags, sugar, coffee, a jar of jam, tin of custard, tin of beans, tin of peas, tin of chicken soup, 4 sachets of breakfast cereal. More than happy with that. Here's the Scottish Government's list, doubt if I'll get the whole lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 21 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What did your Missus get? Past their sell by date Flooers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 53 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: How Jacksgranda quit heroin: Just been delivered - a fry pack, a packet of soda bread, tea bags, sugar, coffee, a jar of jam, tin of custard, tin of beans, tin of peas, tin of chicken soup, for consumption cold, 4 sachets of breakfast cereal. Now he just needs one final hit to soothe the pain until the Valium takes effect. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 55 minutes ago, sparky88 said: I'm pretty sure the 'one bit of exercise a day' instruction exists to get people into a habit of exercising, whilst they don't have anything else to do. And the hope is they'll continue with it after the lockdown ends. Now that public health experts are at the top of the food chain, basically telling the government what to do, they've probably asked government to do it as they know they'll do anything they tell them. As long as folk are social distancing, I don't really understand what the problem is with it. Also there are loads of people who only exercise in gyms now using streets and parks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 56 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Good point. Didn’t have a cucumber for Maggie either... Jings Maw, I'm slack affronted... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just had a wee look at the comments section on the BBC news website. They make the contributions on here look scholarly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Mahelp Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 There's apparently a 'clap for Boris' organised at 20.00 tonight. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 23 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Make that three hard boiled eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just now, Bob Mahelp said: There's apparently a 'clap for Boris' organised at 20.00 tonight. f**k off. At least you'll know who the arseholes on your street are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Mahelp Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just now, The DA said: At least you'll know who the arseholes on your street are. Nae doobt the usual h*ns will be oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 18 hours ago, Fife Saint said: He's punching man. Show some respect. *allegedly 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 On 28/03/2020 at 11:56, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: Not heard from either EasyJet or Jet2. I paid with my credit card so should be able to get my money back that way if worse comes to worse. What a total c**t taking that massive dividend and not refunding people with cancelled flights. If you search ‘easyJet refund’ on Twitter there’s hundreds of folk in a similar position. Anybody having problems with getting contact from EasyJet email john.leighton@easyjet.com Did it yesterday, got a reply today saying refund is now being processed and should be here in 3 days. If you are lucky you may get a response from a Dafyyd Dil (I shit you not). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bob Mahelp said: There's apparently a 'clap for Boris' organised at 20.00 tonight. f**k off. Im getting my Booboozella out (no euph). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Detournement said: Also there are loads of people who only exercise in gyms now using streets and parks. I'm sure there are. But 'people who spend hours doing cardio at Pure Gym' is actually a smaller group than you'd imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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