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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Pish.


We need a waaaaaaayyyy bigger sample to come to any conclusion.

As a teen, I was on a night out in Dunfermline. Met a couple of student nurses who were both 23. They let me finger them at the same time. That was really nice of them. Great bunch of lasses. 

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10 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said:

Amidst all the death, all the suffering, the isolation and the crushing loneliness that can accompany it, undoubtedly the worst thing to emerge from this crisis is the proliferation of the phrase 'stir crazy'. 

I mean, just what the f**k is that about?

Great film to be fair.

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11 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said:

Amidst all the death, all the suffering, the isolation and the crushing loneliness that can accompany it, undoubtedly the worst thing to emerge from this crisis is the proliferation of the phrase 'stir crazy'. 

I mean, just what the f**k is that about?

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It's from when movies were funny.

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9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Just had an email from the brass saying that they are now 'considering ' furloughing some staff and that they'll communicate their final position in the coming days.

I would be surprised to be working next week.

Are you doing much from home anyway?

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4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Are you doing much from home anyway?

A power of wanking. And some work. Actually was quite last week with some final year stuff.

Presumably you've seen the email as well? I'd imagine they'll look at doing it for most folk under a certain grade, so you'll be fine since you must be a grade 70 or something.

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19 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

As a teen, I was on a night out in Dunfermline. Met a couple of student nurses who were both 23. They let me finger them at the same time. That was really nice of them. Great bunch of lasses. 

At times like these, I get misty eyed about Clatty Pat's.

TBH, that should have been the name for the Glasgow field hospital.

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33 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

I see JK Rowling is now saying she had it, she'll  be saying Harry Potter secretly had it the whole time too

Harry couldn't stop Assad's chemical attacks in Syria cause he was struck down with Covid-19

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33 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

I'm no statistician but what I think you are saying is that nurse pics save lives? 

 

32 minutes ago, alta-pete said:

That's my very dear hope...

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3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

None of those Nurses look like they’d accept a dual turbo fingering from a Fifer in his Dads loafers.

Think more

 

 

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That’s uncanny. Splice with 

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and that’s about the standard.

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5 minutes ago, Forest_Fifer said:
48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Pish.

We need a waaaaaaayyyy bigger sample to come to any conclusion.

Well I've definitely come to my conclusion. Several times in fact.

 

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