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1 hour ago, staggy1929 said:

If it does  spread across the UK you'd like to think we'd have the facilities in place to deal with it effectively as it stands.

Nah, let it spread for a wee bit, it's apparently no bad at killing the old c***s who keep voting for awful things.

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2 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Nah, let it spread for a wee bit, it's apparently no bad at killing the old c***s who keep voting for awful things.

You sick fucker, I'm in!

 

3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Not Brexit-voting-Dundee-Utd supporting ones, surely?

people from Dundee have mutated to survive anything, all that will survive are Dundonians and the cockroaches.

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Some videos doing the rounds speculating where the virus originated with Chinese people eating nasty shit like live mice, a bat soup and a some sick f**k biting the head off a frog and eating the raw meat inside.

I look forward to Brexit and importing this shite from China and having one of  Morrisons’s mouse tikka misala.

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4 hours ago, Tight John McVeigh is a tit said:

 


Thats very true, we don’t f**k about here 🙂
Think Singapore was the first country to screen flights from Wuhan. The people who got here came from other cities. Everyone on those flights and in the hotels are being rounded up. Probably why these quarantine places are being set up.
They even tracked these people to JB.

Malaysia will f**k about for a few days surely before doing anything.

Will be a huge let down when it comes to nothing.

 

Are you in Indonesia or Singapore?

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5 hours ago, staggy1929 said:

If it does  spread across the UK you'd like to think we'd have the facilities in place to deal with it effectively as it stands.

The Ross Memorial would be handy with Victoria Park as internment camp for the quarantined masses. 

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Flew into Phuket via Bangkok from New Delhi today, I have had an annoying residual cough since a virus in October. The amount of panicked looks I was getting was hilarious, Snorkmaiden did not find this funny.

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2 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

Some videos doing the rounds speculating where the virus originated with Chinese people eating nasty shit like live mice, a bat soup and a some sick f**k biting the head off a frog and eating the raw meat inside.

I look forward to Brexit and importing this shite from China and having one of  Morrisons’s mouse tikka misala.

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