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7 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said:

Just watching Nicola fielding a press conference, confidently fielding questions from all comers with her customary aplomb.

Comparing her performance with Boris the Balloon in similar situations is like comparing night with day.

I just cannot for the life of me understand how the good people of England still think the sun shines out his big fat arse but they do. In fact they are pretty confident that he will single-handedly defeat this nasty virus thanks to our "fantastic NHS".

Spookily similar to the NZ/Australia scenario...

Due to appalling lack of leadership here, and superb leadership over there, let's surrender Australia to New Zealand immediately. Have them annex us and take control of our government. North Island, South Island, Big Island #newnewzealand Share away everyone... let's get this done
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Spain from 491 to 2696 7 days later. 

England from 515 to 2642 7 days later. 

Hopefully the English growth stays fairly static for the next few days. 

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I've been having a wee look on worldmeters trying to look for patterns in the graphs.

We keep talking about curves, but a pyramid shape seems a more fitting description.

Is that better due to cases dropping off more quickly from the peak, or does it not really make much difference

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3 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said:

Watching the BBC news and the WHO are now recommending we wear masks. Eh that’s a naw for me. I see folk wearing them in the local shops and I just think “you twat”, I’ll stick to people thinking I’m a twat sans mask 

There are a shortage of masks even if people wanted to wear them.

Also the WHO are terrible, both the band and the World Health Organisation.

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2 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

There are a shortage of masks even if people wanted to wear them.

Also the WHO are terrible, both the band and the World Health Organisation.

Clearly you’ve not visited Ayrshire this week. A ton of folk stoating about wearing DIY masks they’ve found in the shed 

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Just now, Thereisalight.. said:

Switched over to STV to see a report from America and some redneck militia group going through training exercises for when “law and order breaks down”. ‘Murica yeah 

Were you saying in the championship thread you couldn't see people sticking to the rules much longer, "people going crazy"?

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2 hours ago, doulikefish said:

Will clapping the nhs replace poppy day for all the fruitloops?

It's an absoloute nap the the weekly clap for our NHS and carers will soon incorporate clapping for our brave boys. Especially with the TA weekend warriors due to get their first sniff of action.

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28 minutes ago, HooseLee said:

Tomorrow night at 8 o'clock I'm going out side to clap to show my appreciation for the television, internet and radio for helping get us through this period.   Anyone else up for it? 

over the weekend I shall be showing my appreciation to the professional pornographers, enthusiastic amateurs, pliant lovelies and desperate old hoors who have helped me get through this dystopian nightmare by sacrificing some of my stockpiled toilet roll as an appreciative and interactive homage to their work; more than once, in all probability

ETA - to be strictly fair, though, I will probably not be doing that outdoors - apologies if you were thinking of joining in...

 

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18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Were you saying in the championship thread you couldn't see people sticking to the rules much longer, "people going crazy"?

I meant not sticking to the rules in regard to not visiting family/friends or going to beaches or parks for a BBQ, not mass law and order breakdown that requires guns and shooting people to death

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14 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

over the weekend I shall be showing my appreciation to the professional pornographers, enthusiastic amateurs, pliant lovelies and desperate old hoors who have helped me get through this dystopian nightmare by sacrificing some of my stockpiled toilet roll as an appreciative and interactive homage to their work; more than once, in all probability

ETA - to be strictly fair, though, I will probably not be doing that outdoors - apologies if you were thinking of joining in...

 

To quote bill hicks  I'm at the stage that I'm shooting powder.  Wee tip  if you're worried about your sight, do it with the light out.  

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10 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said:

I meant not sticking to the rules in regard to not visiting family/friends or going to beaches or parks for a BBQ, not mass law and order breakdown that requires guns and shooting people to death

Shooting people to death is very specific.

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