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2 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

Three Scottish people who should be on a daily briefing.

him, head of tennants and head monk at buckfast abbey

 

2 hours ago, MixuFixit said:

Buckfast is in England

... and tennants is Tennents.

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1 minute ago, cyderspaceman said:

 

... and tennants is Tennents.

And Irish.

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5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Bitch, please. I could debate Star Wars all day.

It's the wrong camp to be in. Reconsider.

TPM makes a strong claim purely because of the Darth Maul/Qui Gon/Obi Wan lightsabre battle.  And the Duel of the Fates music that goes along with it, but the rest of the film is so utterly awful that it doesn't quite make it. 

AOTC is awful in every single aspect.  I can't think of one redeeming feature.

ROTS, whilst still being shite has more bits that make it watchable for different reasons that it claims the position of midget gem on top of the steaming turd that is the prequels. 

Fin. 

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6 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Don't fucking debate Star Wars with me bro. 

 

3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Bitch, please. I could debate Star Wars all day.

 

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1 minute ago, Bairnardo said:

 

 

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Revenge of the nerds was a great movie.

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6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Bitch, please. I could debate Star Wars all day.

It's the wrong camp to be in. Reconsider.

Phantom menaces fight scene with Darth maul is good, but for me the final part of Anakin turning to the dark side and the becoming vader in the suit is what swings it. 

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Get your star wars pish tae f**k away from this thread.

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22 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said:

lol, seems like it was true about Grealish. What an absolute fanny.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52099863

Apparently the friend was Ross McCormack 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Our 3 year is Star Wars obsessed. She's officially named Vader "Dark Ayda" and the stormtroopers are his "boys". We've watched it nearly every day of this lockdown. 

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1 minute ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

Flesh Gordon is also far superior. 

FTFY

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Just now, KnightswoodBear said:

TPM makes a strong claim purely because of the Darth Maul/Qui Gon/Obi Wan lightsabre battle.  And the Duel of the Fates music that goes along with it, but the rest of the film is so utterly awful that it doesn't quite make it. 

AOTC is awful in every single aspect.  I can't think of one redeeming feature.

ROTS, whilst still being shite has more bits that make it watchable for different reasons that it claims the position of midget gem in top of the steaming turd that is the prequels. 

Fin. 

ROTS is a spurting dick of a film. It's all over the place. Anakin is staggeringly shit and pathetic. He's an awful whiny wee dick.

"Hey mate, murder all these kids and your wife won't die!'. "Sounds legit, I'm on it!".

"You turned her against me!"

"I'm afraid that, in your anger, YOU killed Padme!" "Nooooooooooooooooo!"

"What have I done?!"

"The council are jealous of me!"

"No, it's because I'm so in love with YOU!"

It's like he's 10 years old. What a shite wee c**t. Palpatine barely has to try to manipulate him. He just goes for such thin, obvious lies that Anakin instantly accepts at face value. This guy become Darth Vader? Awesome bad ass of the Empire? Pish.

 

Then you have utter clunkers like "Hello there!" and "More training I have for you Obi Wan", with that seemingly being him to f**k off and live in a tent.

Then you have Padme losing the will to live. Then Yoda just gives in and fucks off, utterly abandoning his Jedi vows and leaving everyone to a horrible fate. In addition you have more Anakin stupidity when he tries to attack Obi Wan when Obi Wan has the high ground (Obi Wan even warns him!). That fight is bollocks as well with the stupid platforms. It's genuinely like a computer game boss battle.

General Grievious is a shit nobody who twirls lightsabers like he's in a circus before being easily dispatched, but not before a chase involving a hamster wheel and an annoying lizard. The Palpatine Yoda fight is all sorts of hideous awfulness. He throws the senate at Yoda (Robot Chicken reference) and they have the silly flippy twirly sort of lightsaber battle.

Oh and when the Jedi Council try to arrest Palpatine, 3 of them stand totally still whilst he kills them. One of them is supposed to be a lightsaber master as well.

 

 

TPM is far superior. The podrace is decent. The lightsaber battles are among the best of any Star Wars film. Qui Gonn is the best character in the prequels and the only guy who actually seems to be seeing shit that is going on in the galaxy. He really sells his first meeting with Darth Maul and makes his character all the better for it. Other lightsaber fights in the prequels see folk flip about and be fine after (although sometimes minus a head or hand). Darth Maul is the second best character of the prequels. He's awesome. 

Also it has the least annoying version of Anakin across the prequels. He's still annoying but not as much, and gets away with more because he's a kid.

TPM isn't a great movie at all, but it's easily the best of the prequels.

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