Alan Stubbs Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I see from the Herald this morning that the timing of the "UK Government lockdown" has contributed to a lower mortality rate in Scotland. It seems a long time ago that Boris was bantering us about Scotland cancelling mass gatherings, with folk getting very upset about Sturgeon not waiting for the mumbleclown's go ahead to start shutting stuff down. The handling of the situation up here has been far from perfect imo but we're in a much better position than we would have been without a devolved Government. The devolved administrations being involved in Cobra has probably saved lives in England too. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Still receiving junk mail from farmfoods, dominoes and dfs, surely this should be stopped now .... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, superbigal said: Too many cars still appearing at Tayport for dog walkers to access tentsmuir at the village end. The forestry commission having shut down car access at the usual end. Now if these halfwits which will mainly be driving over from Dundee cant walk their muts at home I hope the polis start picking them up. It is also no coincidence that the mess of used hankies and unpicked dog shite not associated with locals is rocketing. I can safely say this as the access park is the worst I have ever seen it. Dirty fucking p***ks. No other words. Actually could it be that anyone found driving with a dog in their car is committing an offence under the current guidelines? Those things and children are riddled spreading fucks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Eednud said: In typical Aussie fashion the bottle-o (aka bottle shop) is deemed an essential service. Stores have introduced voluntary maximum limits on how much grog you can buy to stop the panic merchants. Two categories in any one purchase. WA has stricter limits though. So you're limited in one visit to buying 60 beers, 60 cans of cider, 12 bottles of wine, two 5-litre wine boxes, two bottles of spirits plus two cases of whatever "ready to drink" is. Strong measures from our Aussie cousins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Over here some supermarkets are forcing people to use a trolley when going into their store. Despite all the manky b*****ds touching it with their hands and all staff not wearing protective gloves. Fucking stupid, stupid stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Sweden looks like its taking part in some horrific experiment. Who is running this, not the governments?? Has anyone on here played the Fallout games? This reminds me of the bomb vault experiments where every vault had a different experiment ran by scientists paid for by the vault makers, the military and the multinational corporations and usually ended in the total annihilation of the inhabitants. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/30/catastrophe-sweden-coronavirus-stoicism-lockdown-europeSweden do have a bit of history with dabbling with eugenics. Probably just using it to get rid of any old and unfit people without too much judgement... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 All joking aside,@Bairnardo how long did the wheeziness last for you? I know I will be fine but this breathless feeling between coughs is pretty freaking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Still receiving junk mail from farmfoods, dominoes and dfs, surely this should be stopped now ....I see an Alloa post office agree with this and were on strike about it.* You'd think all PO would be in the same boat. * That's what the article said, it could have been for other reasons they never mentioned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Some people are just c***s and you are seeing the very worst of people in some instances here. At least others in the shop around her voiced their disgust at this old cow and with any luck she will be in the ground soon enough. Ach i know, but its hard enough with zero down time to focus on anything but this fucking epidemic. Its got her down but ultimately we could do with people suspending their cuntery for the time being. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: All joking aside,@Bairnardo how long did the wheeziness last for you? I know I will be fine but this breathless feeling between coughs is pretty freaking. I didnt really have wheeziness or breathing issues tbh. Just a cough which tbh is still here. My windpipe feels irritated still and coughing is easily triggered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, bennett said: Still receiving junk mail from farmfoods, dominoes and dfs, surely this should be stopped now .... Targeted at fat b*****ds who like to sit on their couch and eat junk food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Snafu said: Maybe its slowly sinking in the true meaning of the word 'essential'? Coronavirus has forced us to consider what’s truly ‘essential’ for a good life https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/coronavirus-lockdown-essential-travel-work-coping-good-life-a9439846.html Birthday caird pish. (Some of it.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 28 minutes ago, bennett said: Still receiving junk mail from farmfoods, dominoes and dfs, surely this should be stopped now .... I live near Farmfoods. The other 2 can go f**k themselves. Last week I heard a radio ad to "test drive the new Corsa this weekend" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Snafu said: If they don't provide stations where you can clean the trolley handle bring along your own wipes or spray and do it yourself, you shouldn't have to rely on others to do it for you or provide gloves, sprays or anything else. Their responsibility can only go so far, you are in charge of your own health. Take charge. I need to go into the shop to buy spray, gloves and wipes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Fullerene said: Yes. You are right. Marian Margoyle does appear twice in Blackadder but not in that role. You've had a 'made here Fullers. This is tantamount to getting Partridge wrong in PnB terms. I suggestions time out watching repeats of classic comedy. We'll talk again later. Eta, it's Miriam not Marion. Get on Gold until Saturday. Edited April 1, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You've had a 'made here Fullers. This is tantamount to getting Partridge wrong in PnB terms. I suggestions time out watching repeats of classic comedy. We'll talk again later. Hey. In order to do that I'll have to find an excuse not to be at work. What do you suggest? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Any decent April Fools around today? Must be ripe for some belters this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Fullerene said: Hey. In order to do that I'll have to find an excuse not to be at work. What do you suggest? Have you not got a video? I kept mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 28 minutes ago, Duszek said: So you're limited in one visit to buying 60 beers, 60 cans of cider, 12 bottles of wine, two 5-litre wine boxes, two bottles of spirits plus two cases of whatever "ready to drink" is. Strong measures from our Aussie cousins. Oh, you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I didnt really have wheeziness or breathing issues tbh. Just a cough which tbh is still here. My windpipe feels irritated still and coughing is easily triggered. Cheers min, got a nagging wheeze in my right lung that gets upset when I cough, which is far too sodding often. My windpipe feels raw af but that is to be expected given how often it is hacking, forcing down as much honey & lemon medicine as the dosage allows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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