welshbairn Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: I'm doing just that - driving her round the wee circular cul de sac we live in every couple of days. When I was stopped from driving after my CVA last year, I ended up having to buy a new battery, as this motor has the whole keyless malarkey, which apparently means it's sprays running a detector to see if there's a fob in range. To be honest, I'd rather use an old fashioned key and not have to shell out two hundred notes for a replacement battery. Could you not just pull one of the battery leads out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Could you not just pull one of the battery leads out?Well,I know that now.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Don’t know if folk have seen this one: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, Granny Danger said: Don’t know if folk have seen this one: Helmut by name, helmut by nature. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Imagine an alcohol ban in Scotland. It would much less dangerous just injecting everyone with 500cc of Covid. Good idea IMO. Stick to Red Bull. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 The whole lockdown has been very confusing, and it's easy to lose track of what day it is. Even pozbaird clearly thought it was Sunday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 37 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Don't get me wrong, Craigkillie made some very good points and pozbaird lost the plot. I'm not disputing that. But the tone coming from some posters in response to very minor issues is unhealthy. Folk lose perspective very easily under these circumstances and we need to all stay a bit calmer. This is after a week, imagine what it will be like come mid Summer !! Hopefully we'll get a scorcher this year, an alcohol ban and lots of posters boasting about their "second walk of the day", "driving to their exercise destination" and "going shopping with the wife" KA BOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!!!!! The rage and meltdown will be like Ibrox after a home draw.............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Poz started the BRALT and facilitated more headsgones than the rest of humanity combined; he couldn't have run from karma forever. Possibly if his wife wasn't standing in the way with two packets of Digestives asking him milk or plain he could. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 When we were at the supermarket the other day the wife asked me if I wanted penne or fusili or farfale or rigatoni or macaroni. I replied “yes” to save time. You can’t be inconsiderate of other people at times like this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Didn't this happen in Star Wars (specifically Revenge of the Sith)? 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Aye maybe. Anyway if history taught me anything, it's that these sort of things usually precede a golden age of tolerance and freedom. Coincidentally I watched The Phantom Menace last night. Genuinely might be the most racist movie ever made. Jar Jar Binks doesn't even come in to the third most dodgy things about that movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, NotThePars said: Coincidentally I watched The Phantom Menace last night. Genuinely might be the most racist movie ever made. Jar Jar Binks doesn't even come in to the third most dodgy things about that movie. Well ahead of the curve in demonising the Chinese aliens. Most people back then would’ve made Middle Eastern aliens the baddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Coincidentally I watched The Phantom Menace last night. Genuinely might be the most racist movie ever made. Jar Jar Binks doesn't even come in to the third most dodgy things about that movie.I watched Scream 3 last night, a (pretty shite) film about a woman whose life is destroyed after being raped at a party thrown by a film producer. Produced by: Harvey Weinstein. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 I watched Hellraiser 2 last night. A doctor pumps a dead lady with no skin. I've nothing to add. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 54 minutes ago, peasy23 said: Awbody kens that oor Wullie's da is the twins faither. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: Source? What would be the thought process behind such a move It would make sense. Last thing the NHS would need is domestic abuse cases rocketing and alcohol related illnesses going through the roof on the back of this pandemic. Apologies if someone's answered already. I'm a few pages behind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: I watched Hellraiser 2 last night. A doctor pumps a dead lady with no skin. I've nothing to add. Difficult w**k? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I see your point but it's not Nazi stuff. No one is talking of gassing millions of folk or invading countries, or carrying out horrendous experiments on vulnerable people or getting rid of elections etc. Not yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Moomintroll said: Just spoke to our Director of Trading for Alcohol, if it's happening we know heehaw about it. Very important man imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: The evir, obviousry asian trade federation guys are something else. Only edged out by Watto. The big nosed slave owner who literally says "your mind tricks won't work on a Jew Toydarian, ONLY MONEY" 10 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 14 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Coincidentally I watched The Phantom Menace last night. Genuinely might be the most racist movie ever made. Jar Jar Binks doesn't even come in to the third most dodgy things about that movie. I watched Scream 3 last night, a (pretty shite) film about a woman whose life is destroyed after being raped at a party thrown by a film producer. Produced by: Harvey Weinstein. Write what you know? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Anyone watching the BBC news just now would be shocked / outraged at the footage just shown of the "nightingale" hospital in London. Social distancing ??? The NHS staff were all standing literally shoulder to shoulder cheering and clapping, the security and logistics people were all walking about in groups of four and five and the admin people were in the background talking literally face to face right next to each other. So again, totally mixed messages and of course the media didn't make one mention of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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