Forest_Fifer Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 COVID-19 is going to lead to a condom shortage! https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/coronavirus-condom-shortage-factories-closed-a9431386.html That will be a right pain in the bum for a lot of people.Give a whole new meaning to being a Billy-no-mates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 These Dinamo fans aren't the brightest. Sqeeky bum time, 3-2 in extra time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 14 hours ago, Vimto90 said: snoglesnoodle. Can't see that one catching on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: The odds are the Belarusians are going to pay for this folly. Cold War drama movie dialogue thread for this pish IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Can't see that one catching on. You've obviously never glimpsed Snogles' noodle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: These Dinamo fans aren't the brightest. Sqeeky bum time, 3-2 in extra time. Yes, it ended up a bit worrying as Dynamo had a few dangerous free kicks in injury time but in the bag now. What's your next tip ? Remember, I'm yer man for the Ukranian Table Tennis !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, WATTOO said: Yes, it ended up a bit worrying as Dynamo had a few dangerous free kicks in injury time but in the bag now. What's your next tip ? Remember, I'm yer man for the Ukranian Table Tennis !! Went for a Belarus treble today with a single on the Minsk game. 2 down, one to go. Might cash out though, less confident about the one coming up. Edited March 28, 2020 by welshbairn 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 45 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: COVID-19 is going to lead to a condom shortage! https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/coronavirus-condom-shortage-factories-closed-a9431386.html That will be a right pain in the bum for a lot of people. A lot out there but few on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Take the money and run! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Went for a Belarus treble today with a single on the Minsk game. 2 down, one to go. Might cash out though, less confident about the one coming up. Cash out, and pay your parking fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, WATTOO said: Yes, it ended up a bit worrying as Dynamo had a few dangerous free kicks in injury time but in the bag now. What's your next tip ? Remember, I'm yer man for the Ukranian Table Tennis !! Funny enough, the thought came into my head that in a fortnight’s time, we might be drooling over the Azerbaijan Tiddlywinks Finals... which in turn gave me a more serious thought. Could darts and snooker in the UK organise a behind closed doors challenge exhibition match between two of the sports bigger stars, broadcast live to a nation starved of meaningful sport? Would lift spirits a wee bit. Just wondered to myself if those sports lent themselves to less people being involved to set something up, and the environment in which both are played is a controlled one anyway. Just an idle thought. Get Ronnie O’Sullivan - he disnae’ shake hands anyway. Social distancing a doddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 https://www.travellingtabby.com/scotland-coronavirus-tracker/Strange how Orkney and the Western Isles have no infections, but the Shetlands have the highest infection rate per 10k of population in the country. What's the difference? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, pozbaird said: Funny enough, the thought came into my head that in a fortnight’s time, we might be drooling over the Azerbaijan Tiddlywinks Finals... which in turn gave me a more serious thought. Could darts and snooker in the UK organise a behind closed doors challenge exhibition match between two of the sports bigger stars, broadcast live to a nation starved of meaningful sport? Would lift spirits a wee bit. Just wondered to myself if those sports lent themselves to less people being involved to set something up, and the environment in which both are played is a controlled one anyway. Just an idle thought. Get Ronnie O’Sullivan - he disnae’ shake hands anyway. Social distancing a doddle. The darts players don't even need to be in the same room. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, peasy23 said: 1 hour ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: https://www.travellingtabby.com/scotland-coronavirus-tracker/ Strange how Orkney and the Western Isles have no infections, but the Shetlands have the highest infection rate per 10k of population in the country. What's the difference? The Shetland infections began with returning holidaymakers from Italy. https://www.shetlandtimes.co.uk/2020/03/09/coronavirus-cases-reach-shetland 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlSki Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 20 minutes ago, welshbairn said: These Dinamo fans aren't the brightest. Sqeeky bum time, 3-2 in extra time. Малайчына, мой знаёмы дзіця 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Serious amount of transitional folk for offshore too. Strange how Orkney and the Western Isles have no infections, but the Shetlands have the highest infection rate per 10k of population in the country. What's the difference? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, ICTJohnboy said: The Shetland infections began with returning holidaymakers from Italy. https://www.shetlandtimes.co.uk/2020/03/09/coronavirus-cases-reach-shetland Hearing that there's a few folk self-isolating on Tiree. Might just be a bit behind the curve. This not being tourist season, there's very little reason to head out to the islands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The darts players don't even need to be in the same room. There you go. Sky should set this up - Bobby George in his front room, v Van Gerwin in Amsterdam in his garden shed. Live on Zoom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 The Shetland infections began with returning holidaymakers from Italy. https://www.shetlandtimes.co.uk/2020/03/09/coronavirus-cases-reach-shetlandChelsea fans in disguise, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, pozbaird said: There you go. Sky should set this up - Bobby George in his front room, v Van Gerwin in Amsterdam in his garden shed. Live on Zoom. TBH I'm more concerned with @Div setting up some sort of virtual Ruel Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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