RandomGuy. Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) Hairdressers in Perth that had a big closed sign on the door with a message this morning is now open, and has at least two customers in the shop... Lockdown hasnt even lasted a day. Edited March 24, 2020 by RandomGuy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Heard it from the Sturgeon's mouth. She has taken a different position on building sites to the English government minister since Johnson’s announcement. Anyway, if that’s the Scottish position then good news. Edited March 24, 2020 by Granny Danger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 The daily phone call from my parents is becoming a real source of frustration and anger now. Struggling to converse with them properly. Mum just told me that her neighbours are coming round for drinks later in the week and she’s going for a walk with a friend in a couple of days. It beggars belief. I can only waste so much breath. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Thinking back, social dancing at the high school was perfect prep for this social distancing malarkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Mutiny on the bounty. Our 2 delivery drivers are refusing to go out and deliver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: Thinking back, social dancing at the high school was perfect prep for this social distancing malarkey. It's the 1st Year disco protocol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: you started a thread about your sex life being boring so.... Not as boring as you though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: The mobile providers have sent them on their behalf. That's fine, in safe hands. Nothing to worry about then.* * adjusts tinfoil hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 This is the latest market news. We should shut down businesses more regularly! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 India going full lockdown. Summary India has become the latest country to order a total lockdown The Olympics, due to begin in July, are moved to next year 514 more people die in Spain, the worst day yet The UK is adapting to new, stricter measures announced by PM Boris Johnson Donald Trump insists the US will "soon be open for business", despite more states shutting down China announces 78 new cases - 74 of them from abroad The most populous country without a case until now - Myanmar - announces two cases One of Africa's most famous musicians, saxophonist Manu Dibango, dies of the virus Confirmed cases approach 400,000, deaths near 17,000, more than 100,000 recoveries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Source? Good news if true, though I hope common sense will prevail. Philpy told him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: It's the 1st Year disco protocol Even the slow dancing was done with social distancing... Boy's hands on girl's waist, girl's hands on boy's shoulders, stand at arm's length and shuffle from side to side like courting penguins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I see dishy dashing statesman and next PM Rishi has denounced UBI for the forseeable. #Torycunts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: India going full lockdown. Summary India has become the latest country to order a total lockdown The Olympics, due to begin in July, are moved to next year 514 more people die in Spain, the worst day yet The UK is adapting to new, stricter measures announced by PM Boris Johnson Donald Trump insists the US will "soon be open for business", despite more states shutting down China announces 78 new cases - 74 of them from abroad The most populous country without a case until now - Myanmar - announces two cases One of Africa's most famous musicians, saxophonist Manu Dibango, dies of the virus Confirmed cases approach 400,000, deaths near 17,000, more than 100,000 recoveries Pozbaird isn't allowed to play golf 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I see dishy dashing statesman and next PM Rishi has denounced UBI for the forseeable. #Torycunts The Tories are shooting themselves in the foot by not offering better and more immediate assistance for the self-employed and their ilk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: Even the slow dancing was done with social distancing... Boy's hands on girl's waist, girl's hands on boy's shoulders, stand at arm's length and shuffle from side to side like courting penguins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I see dishy dashing statesman and next PM Rishi has denounced UBI for the forseeable. #Torycunts Of course they have, them and their masters can't make from that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, The Real Saints said: The daily phone call from my parents is becoming a real source of frustration and anger now. Struggling to converse with them properly. Mum just told me that her neighbours are coming round for drinks later in the week and she’s going for a walk with a friend in a couple of days. It beggars belief. I can only waste so much breath. I feel for you, mate. I'm about to phone my mum - it's bad enough that she can't remember that she's already told me everything the day before, but she'll be asking when we're coming round and whether we could all nip out for dinner somewhere. Wish me luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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