Guest Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, alta-pete said: It wasnt a difficult Google.... https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/kent-coronavirus-six-south-east-3972837 There should be special powers to summarily execute anyone caught or involved in these types of incidents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, PB1994 said: My bad. I hadn’t read through the replies before posting. You should. Some good gags. Did you hear the one about how many Bulgarians does it take to change a car tyre? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: They must have removed that option now then. Probably getting hammered for refunds and now trying to make it a little more difficult to get the claim in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Regarding construction sites, there's a huge difference round the country due to the mixed messages. Gove said stay open, Sturgeon said close. My colleagues in England say 90% of their factories supplying sites are staying open. Up here, 90% of mine are closed or closing. The exception was one who stayed open and got a visit from the police this morning: "Why are you open? Why are all these people in the factory? What do you think you're doing?" "Government said building sites to stay open" Cop slowly looks around factory and says "Does this look like a fucking building site to you? Get it shut, NOW" (direct quote)This is quite surprising. I would have thought the polis would only be doing this if the government had ordered all non-essential work to stop and non-essential workplaces to close. Which AFAIK they haven't (although I may just have missed this announcement, things are happening pretty quickly). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 22 minutes ago, The Naitch said: FTFY If nothing else this whole shitshow is really showing up some of the absolute fuckwits amongst us. Case in point... What’s the point in 99% of the population suffering when Mabel and her Boomer bridge club who are most at risk don’t believe the stories and are going out anyway? People have lost their job to save then from dying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Where's the bit about oxygen cylinders being stolen? Any time you see Boris Johnson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) To vent my anger, this week I will be be mostly playing GTA and picturing myself as being a stand-in vigilante to help our over-worked police. "What have we got ourselves here boys, a congregation?" "Think you'll find that was your 2nd (and last) walk today darlin' " Edited March 24, 2020 by Hedgecutter 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donathan Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Have any p&b’ers been arrested for taking a second walk of the day yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Still find it perplexing flights are allowed in and out of the country, yet folk are getting their knickers in a twist about folk out washing their cars 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Just about to go out for a walk. Wonder how many neighbours will see me out of the window and think “scum”. I’ll feel like a scab crossing the picket line 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Donathan said: Have any p&b’ers been arrested for taking a second walk of the day yet? After the first one, I’m staying in anyway. Forty minutes each way, not even a coffee or muffin at the halfway point? Feckin’ knackered. If the coronavirus doesn’t get me, the exercise might. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn Necessities Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Donathan said: Have any p&b’ers been arrested for taking a second walk of the day yet? Yeah, second one was a ghostie though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vimto90 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Mike Ashley won't be forgotten when this finished.Who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: Still find it perplexing flights are allowed in and out of the country, yet folk are getting their knickers in a twist about folk out washing their cars Did you ever try to wash an aeroplane? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, Thereisalight.. said: Just about to go out for a walk. Wonder how many neighbours will see me out of the window and think “scum”. I’ll feel like a scab crossing the picket line Only the ones who think the directives are to stay indoors. I.E. The thick ones. Enjoy your stroll. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Dumfries taking this very seriously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, pozbaird said: After the first one, I’m staying in anyway. Forty minutes each way, not even a coffee or muffin at the halfway point? Feckin’ knackered. If the coronavirus doesn’t get me, the exercise might. Agreed. As a dyed-in-the-wool non-exerciser, I feel like the instruction that you 'may leave the house once per day for exercise' is an order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 It will be interesting to know the actual difference between yesterday and today as personally I'm not seeing an awful lot at all. The majority of large businesses which were open yesterday are still open today, the trains are slightly quieter but the streets are much the same as people are still going out shopping etc. Ok, the Golf courses are closed (Boo !!) and people are maybe not going to congregate the same, however other than this I'm not seeing a huge difference at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I'm normally the type of person that goes into a shop and picks up a few things on a daily basis - Nothing that's an absolute necessity just a random assortment of things such as a few beers, crisps and maybe something to cook for myself and the missus if there's something that takes my fancy. It's more the people going daft for shops than the actual lockdown that's stopped this habit. It's weird deciding that the next time I'll head off to the shop is when my toilet roll is running out (6 rolls left) and no doubt I'll have to face the prospect of having to jump in the shower every time I have a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, MONKMAN said: Dumfries taking this very seriously. Wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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