Jump to content
ICTChris

Coronavirus (COVID-19)

Recommended Posts

12 minutes ago, Ned Nederlander said:

There's a helpline for folk concerned that they might be getting missed.

Is there? I didn't know that. Will give it till Monday then and give it a call. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, doulikefish said:

I miss the 5g nutters they seem to have disappeared 🙁

Shite signal probably

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My mum got her vaccine this morning, gf's mum getting her jab next Wednesday.

A bit of light now in view at the end of this horrific fucking tunnel.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

There once was a man called Tom Moore
Residents called him the care home bore
So he picked up his frame
Started walking again
Medal clad like a true media whore.  

BA flew him to dear old Bridgetown
So his family could wheel him around
But he be picked up the 'rona
and now he's a goner
Next week he'll be 6 underground.  

And now that he's gone we can grieve
and respect all the things he achieved 
But life must go on 
and his care home room has gone 
To some Brexity gammon known as Steve.  
 







 

Edited by Erih Shtrep

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
45 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said:

Anyone else hear Gove on GMS this morning - Gary Robertson asked him three times to tell him how many had been vaccinated in Care Homes - not the numbers offered and he completely ignored the question .  I was annoyed that Robertson did not persist and gave up and moved on.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

After 12 months of saturation, I can't believe I've just discovered a new type of graph. 

 

Edited by madwullie

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Erih Shtrep said:

There once was a man called Tom Moore
Residents called him the care home bore
So he picked up his frame
Started walking again
Medal clad like a true media whore.  

BA flew him to dear old Bridgetown
So his family could wheel him around
But he be picked up the 'rona
and now he's a goner
Next week he'll be 6ft underground.  

And now that he's gone we can grieve
and respect all the things he did achieve 
But life must go on 
and his care home room has gone 
To some Brexity gammon known as Steve.  
 







 

BA doesn't fly, thought everyone knew that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
49 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said:

Anyone else hear Gove on GMS this morning - Gary Robertson asked him three times to tell him how many had been vaccinated in Care Homes - not the numbers offered and he completely ignored the question .  I was annoyed that Robertson did not persist and gave up and moved on.

I heard that. To be honest, he asked three times and Gove completely refused to answer, which was the most telling answer you could get.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I think you are right that the party would remain, no one is going to give up that machine. I do think you would see change over time with the new batch of representatives for each party being aligned differently. Labour especially are this weird mix of some left leaning members who are closer to the Green leadership but held back by the constitutional issues and then the social democrats who are pretty indistinguishable from much of the SNP, there's going to be some change there.
A huge amount will depend on how the inevitable Labour civil war plays out. At one extreme it could result in the party virtually dying and at the other, they could come back and win a lot of Greens/SNP support.
I suspect that there will be realignment in both the SNP and the Labour Party.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

Auld Tams in the knackers yard
I'd dae a poem but am no a bard
He did his bit for each doctor and nurse
While Boris emptied the public purse
So if you feel touched by his story
Dont be a c**t, and dont vote tory

Get this posted on that twitter timeline

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
After 12 months of saturation, I can't believe I've just discovered a new type of graph. 
 
Ffs - you'll get Todd graphing again!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, sparky88 said:

Wonder what happened to his Blankety Blank chequebook and pen?

"Hannah's dad was 100 years old and a war hero, instead of letting him enjoy his retirement, she forced him to BLANK"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

f**k it, in the spirit I'll repost mine that I deleted earlier:

Centenarian walking round his garden,
Raising the funds to give tories a hard-on,
Lap after lap, he's doing a shift,
Whilst his daughter spots opportunity to grift

Centenarian doing lap after lap,
Glossing over NHS funding gaps,
The money he raises covers up welfare issues,
But the gammons are greeting with joy, grab the tissues

Centenarian, now working his ticket,
Flies to Barbados, enjoying the cricket,
Some people who think that it's taking the piss,
are told to shut it cos 'It's his bucket list'

Centenarian, he's now taken no well,
It's been the holiday, you can obviously tell,
Now that he's gone, he'll not be forgotten,
His daughter will keep grifting his memory rotten

Edited by djchapsticks

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:

Who was the biggest grifter- Hannah Moore or Auntie Philomena?

"Was"?  I very much doubt Hannah's grifting will stop now her auld man's deid!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, resk said:

"Was"?  I very much doubt Hannah's grifting will stop now her auld man's deid!

Has to be a posthumous book deal at the very least. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I feel as if I only ever come into this thread for the occasional rant and to post things from twitter. Anyhow...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
55 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

Get this posted on that twitter timeline

I dont have twitter. You have my permission to distribute under licence 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

×
×
  • Create New...