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After 12 months of saturation, I can't believe I've just discovered a new type of graph. 
 
Ffs - you'll get Todd graphing again!!

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5 minutes ago, sparky88 said:

Wonder what happened to his Blankety Blank chequebook and pen?

"Hannah's dad was 100 years old and a war hero, instead of letting him enjoy his retirement, she forced him to BLANK"

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f**k it, in the spirit I'll repost mine that I deleted earlier:

Centenarian walking round his garden,
Raising the funds to give tories a hard-on,
Lap after lap, he's doing a shift,
Whilst his daughter spots opportunity to grift

Centenarian doing lap after lap,
Glossing over NHS funding gaps,
The money he raises covers up welfare issues,
But the gammons are greeting with joy, grab the tissues

Centenarian, now working his ticket,
Flies to Barbados, enjoying the cricket,
Some people who think that it's taking the piss,
are told to shut it cos 'It's his bucket list'

Centenarian, he's now taken no well,
It's been the holiday, you can obviously tell,
Now that he's gone, he'll not be forgotten,
His daughter will keep grifting his memory rotten

Edited by djchapsticks

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8 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:

Who was the biggest grifter- Hannah Moore or Auntie Philomena?

"Was"?  I very much doubt Hannah's grifting will stop now her auld man's deid!

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1 minute ago, resk said:

"Was"?  I very much doubt Hannah's grifting will stop now her auld man's deid!

Has to be a posthumous book deal at the very least. 

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I feel as if I only ever come into this thread for the occasional rant and to post things from twitter. Anyhow...

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55 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

Get this posted on that twitter timeline

I dont have twitter. You have my permission to distribute under licence 

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27 minutes ago, Ron Aldo said:

I feel as if I only ever come into this thread for the occasional rant and to post things from twitter. Anyhow...
 

Further confirms the 'Kent/UK variant' was just fabricated to allow the Tories to back pedal on their ridiculous Christmas bubble plan. Yes my tin foil hat is firmly on.

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1 hour ago, Ron Aldo said:

I feel as if I only ever come into this thread for the occasional rant and to post things from twitter. Anyhow...
 

Also:

 

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I saw reports also that the Israeli study that apparently showed Pfizer was only 52% efficacy after a single shot at 20 days has been reanalysed and in fact is 90% thus lending credence to the UK policy.

I'm not entirely convinced as the reports also stated that the reanalysis was done by the UEA and was funded by the UK Gov but the truth is probably somewhere in the middle.

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Kevin McGuire of the Mirror is on the press preview on Sky News.

he has a mug sitting behind him on his bookshelf with “I still hate Thatcher” printed on it 😂

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3 hours ago, GAD said:

I heard that. To be honest, he asked three times and Gove completely refused to answer, which was the most telling answer you could get.

I’ve heard him do the same with SNP and Labour politicians, they refuse to answer, there must be a pattern emerging here.

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Yeah, great take, Dan. monto.png

Sunak is absolutely bang on the money. shitwine.png

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Yeah, great take, Dan. monto.png&key=1b102986d87342a3e35146493ec2e245b3ee82fadbee8031b6ec048650694efe
Sunak is absolutely bang on the money. shitwine.png&key=14d49677054dfe56f8dcfa1de8d4ef5b61c4efc67987ae32537407bb4eb5f53f

Ok Tory Boy. We get your drift.

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