dirty dingus Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Boris's speech just now is frighteningly similar to Basil Fawlty giving his bullshit speech to the Yank in Waldorf Salad. Utterly fucking clueless. Hello my compliant press stooges are you enjoying my wee childish mumblings? Yes Boris, thank you Boris. Ok let's get this virus done, let's trample the toadstool, let's bash the bishops mitre, let's squash the sombrero....c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SJP79 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Boris's speech just now is frighteningly similar to Basil Fawlty giving his bullshit speech to the Yank in Waldorf Salad. Utterly fucking clueless. How do you figure that out ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: This order of testing kits he is talking about that can test not only if you have Covid, but have had it previously is from the company I work for. I heard about it this morning as I am going to be responsible for getting the payment off them. Could be worse, you could be chasing payment from Hearts or the Sevco 2012. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 How do you figure that out ?How do I figure what out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Snafu said: I heard and read various accounts of restrictions to buy only two or three items of the one product at supermarkets and small store not working, some people are still doing what they want. Stores having 30 minute queues and not enough staff to police the restrictions at the tills, staff being intimidated by customers etc. I saw folk today just dumping boxes/baskets of stuff into their trolleys. Supermarkets probably more concerned with profits. 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Saying she's dire just doesn't come close to describing her. 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Don’t know if it’s been mentioned, but more Italian deaths than Chinese now. How the f**k was that allowed to happen in Italy? The Italians being more honest in their reporting? 35 minutes ago, Snafu said: Reading that the locusts are abusing Iceland's elderly scheme to do a family shopping just by bringing granny along. I thought you were overreacting with this locust stuff until I witnessed myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: Hello my compliant press stooges are you enjoying my wee childish mumblings? Yes Boris, thank you Boris. Ok let's get this virus done, let's trample the toadstool, let's bash the bishops mitre, let's squash the sombrero....c**t. Boris is an Etonian posh Tory cuntboy, no doubts, but did you hear the Donald today? He makes Boris look like Churchill, JFK and Ghandi rolled into one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just now, pozbaird said: Could be worse, you could be chasing payment from Hearts or the Sevco 2012. Haha. They just confirmed that the order is going through Public Health England. They are one of my biggest ledgers normally. So yeah, interesting times for us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukDukGoose Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 So basically keep doing what we're doing and take their advice. All this whilst plenty employers are forcing their staff to work. No amount of empty promises will stop that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 minute ago, djchapsticks said: Haha. They just confirmed that the order is going through Public Health England. They are one of my biggest ledgers normally. So yeah, interesting times for us. Do your best my good man, do your best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: How are the Household Cavalry going to get down the stairs in the underground? 4 hours ago, cyderspaceman said: Escalators or lifts. 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: The shit will jam the works, surely? 4 hours ago, cyderspaceman said: Nappies. Here you go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SJP79 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 5 minutes ago, SJP79 said: How do you figure that out ? How do I figure what out? Just pay attention 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just pay attentionAre you impressed with the drivel he's currently spouting? He's just went full Partridge now as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Boris is an Etonian posh Tory cuntboy, no doubts, but did you hear the Donald today? He makes Boris look like Churchill, JFK and Ghandi rolled into one. ^^^^ ‘Stalin was a c**t but not nearly as bad as Hitler’ type post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replays Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just now, Snafu said: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2020/mar/19/gal-gadot-celeb-friends-singing-self-isolation-jared-leto Then there's Gal Gadot and celeb friends in self isolation, each one singing a part of John Lennon's Imagine. I'm not putting up it here because like me you will suddenly have the urge to stab yourself in the ears with a sharp object. If you want to suffer it BE WARNED - once its seen and heard it can't be unseen or unheard. It is quite literally the single worst thing I have ever heard and does sweet f**k all for anybody. Get everyone involved in the sea. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just now, Granny Danger said: ^^^^ ‘Stalin was a c**t but not nearly as bad as Hitler’ type post. Not really. They’re both cnuts, but Donald takes it to a whole new level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukDukGoose Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Might be a bit more helpful if you explain how you're going to help employers Boris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Add a couple of million for yourself, I would . I absolutely, 100% deserve it. No question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, oaksoft said: I’ve not made a c**t of myself much today, time to start again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said: Boris specifically said people shouldn't head off to holiday homes from London. Doesn't mean that will stop them I suppose although I don't see the harm if they go there and don't mix with the locals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Boris is an Etonian posh Tory cuntboy, no doubts, but did you hear the Donald today? He makes Boris look like Churchill, JFK and Ghandi rolled into one. I heard him being petty, rude, childish and narcissistic but I thought this job is one of the most powerfull in the world surely the Americans wouldn't have an idiot in charge. Then I remembered it's a country where buying bump stock rifles is seen as normal yet they get apoplectic with rage when a black singr has a nip slip singing a song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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