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3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Get me half a dozen bats and three civet cats. Order me a porcupine for next weekend.

They don't have bats, cats, or porcupines but I could get you some Duck uteruses or Pork arseholes

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Just now, senorsoupe said:

They don't have bats, cats, or porcupines but I could get you some Duck uteruses or Pork arseholes

What kind of duck uteruses?

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Just now, Sergeant Wilson said:

What kind of duck uteruses?

They don't specify the kind of duck on the label

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1 minute ago, senorsoupe said:

They don't specify the kind of duck on the label

No thanks, I'm all about provenance.

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5 minutes ago, senorsoupe said:

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That's possibly the worst news of the day.   A truly dreadful programme.

If that Limmy fucker appears then I'm sticking my heid in the oven.

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I’ve just turned the TV on and f**k me this is going to be a tough few weeks. Didn’t realise how much I relied on watching sport.

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8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

What kind of duck uteruses?

He might be mistaking a platypus for a duck.

An easy mistake.

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48 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

I get the feeling quite a few companies are going to go bust & have their positions taken by new ones. BA won't but I don't fly with them anyway because they have adopted a Ryanair approach to customer service.

^^^ Megabus gold card holder 

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27 minutes ago, Lambie's Pigeon Feed said:

I've been self isolating since yesterday, mild cold symptoms that have now gone but I'll be working from home next week and I dont see myself being back in for months (I can work from home just as easily as in the office). I'm immuno suppressed from arthritis medication so I've went down the Coronovirus rabbit hole and concluded we need to shut everything the f**k down now.

 

Same here, except I'm in education so can only really work from home when we all do. Wife works in a bookies and is wondering what will happen now that there's f**k-all to bet on except the cartoon races.

Was in GP yesterday getting the pneumonia jab. Was told that in the few days it needs to kick off, I'll have a sore arm and maybe feel groggy, like I have a flu. Fucking good one. 

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18 minutes ago, RossDee01 said:

I’ve just turned the TV on and f**k me this is going to be a tough few weeks. Didn’t realise how much I relied on watching sport.

Same here. I'm actually going to have to converse with my partner. 

Awful. 

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Delighted the thread title has been changed, it was annoying me if I’m honest. A bit like the “brexit slowly becoming a farce” thread title.

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5 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said:

Same here. I'm actually going to have to converse with my partner. 

Awful. 

PM me if you think it's getting close to that.

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Same here, except I'm in education so can only really work from home when we all do. Wife works in a bookies and is wondering what will happen now that there's f**k-all to bet on except the cartoon races.
Was in GP yesterday getting the pneumonia jab. Was told that in the few days it needs to kick off, I'll have a sore arm and maybe feel groggy, like I have a flu. Fucking good one. 
'Normal' racing is continuing as normal...for the moment.

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4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

PM me if you think it's getting close to that.

Much appreciated m64/8

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