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1 hour ago, NotThePars said:

Wonder what Henrik Larsson made per hour given he kicked a ball and (allegedly) saved lives.

His depression curing abilities made him worth every penny though.

Magees finest post imo.

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There will be folk on here wanting to collect for a gift.

Far fetched, even for you.

 

Would you have had a wee chuckle if the delivery had gone horribly wrong and the baby had died?

 

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1 minute ago, pandarilla said:

 



Would you have had a wee chuckle if the delivery had gone horribly wrong and the baby had died?

Really?

Edited by Granny Danger

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My exact words were "I don't want to squeeze past you". That's it. That's when he started getting shirty. I'd no intention of arguing so said to him "just you go ahead". The queues at Tesco are made from metal barriers. I was walking up the queue and he pulled two barriers apart and squeeze through to get ahead of me. Then he started making an issue again inside the store.
The tone of the comments is the key factor in this exchange.

There's a way to do things, and then there's coming across as a dick.

I don't have enough information to make a call either way.

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13 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said:

Should have said that first time then.

I'm willing to bet what team he supports 😂

 

Accrington Stanley?

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Really?
If you're going to exaggerate to ridiculous levels in an immature attempt to win an Internet argument then don't be surprised when others do too.

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4 minutes ago, pandarilla said:

 

Would you have had a wee chuckle if the delivery had gone horribly wrong and the baby had died?

 

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10 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

You can wash your hands easily enough, not much you can do about someone coughing in your face. 

No-one has coughed in anyone's face here...

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The thing that gets me about these stories are the quickness of people to anger and aggression - swearing and abusing people at the drop of a hat seems completely alien to me.  People are obviously going to be more on edge at the moment but it's somethign that continually suprirses me.  I've had colleagues almost boast about getting into road rage fights and arguments, it just seems bizarre to me.

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2 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said:

No-one has coughed in anyone's face here...

Good for you.

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41 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

@Granny Danger out with the wife again.

Couldn't have been Granny Dyer as he'd be a good few Riojas deep by that time of morning and would have fired right into Gaz. 

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7 minutes ago, pandarilla said:
10 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:
Really?

If you're going to exaggerate to ridiculous levels in an immature attempt to win an Internet argument then don't be surprised when others do too.

Everyone who didn’t wish Johnson dead is a Helen Lovejoy Conservative according to Danger. 

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14 minutes ago, pandarilla said:

 

 

Far fetched, even for you.

 

Would you have had a wee chuckle if the delivery had gone horribly wrong and the baby had died?

 

If it involved the umbilical cord strangling his dad to death, a wee chuckle may be in order. 

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1 hour ago, Steven W said:

This is fucked innit. The job's fucked.

Posted a few weeks ago you'll be either jobless and homeless or just simply dead.

Nothing changed to make me think otherwise. I'm seeing talk of another Great Depression now gaining traction. 

Thank the lord we have people like you to keep our spirits up.

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3 hours ago, Scary Bear said:

I see you’ve gained a stalker - shortnado - who is stalking you with dots. I would of thought the ‘llittle people’ would show greater solidarity with one another.

I’m away to check which team shortnado supports. If it’s the usual - Scotland - I’ll be disappointed.

Any guesses who you’ve pissed off recently? Must have been a spat?

Edit: correction, it’s Shortnardo. You pissed someone off a lot on 18th April.

 

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4 stalkers no less.... It was briefly covered in the Heads gone thread. I managed to bin the notifications from them so wasnt aware they were still plugging away. They rather hurtfully declined my offer of online friendship too. Dont even have an idea which active poster might be involved tbh. 

 

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1 hour ago, Gaz said:

Classic Boomer Bingo at Tesco this morning.

Old boy and his wife cut in front of me in the queue, then said "sorry son, you squeeze past". When I pointed out I had no intention of 'squeezing' past he got all uppity and said I was making a fuss about nothing. I told him just to go ahead as I wasn't interested in arguing. Ran into him again in the shop a few aisles later and him and his wife are both standing in the middle of the aisle looking at the shelves. He saw me wait and said "you'll be waiting a while, I'll be here for a good few minutes". I asked him politely to stand to the side with his wife so I could get past and he started shouting at me and walking closer, saying "I'll fucking come close to you". His wife ushered him away saying "leave it, he's just an arsehole".

Some absolute weapons.

Increasingly feeling like I need some kind of pepper spray to inflict harm on these people while maintaining social distancing.

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13 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

Thank the lord we have people like you to keep our spirits up.

Give me cause to

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4 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

What's the missing letter in c*untardo?

I needed to put in the asterisk to bypass the swear filter. 

Er...Probably to bypass the swear filter?

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1 hour ago, Steven W said:

This is fucked innit. The job's fucked.

Posted a few weeks ago you'll be either jobless and homeless or just simply dead.

Nothing changed to make me think otherwise. I'm seeing talk of another Great Depression now gaining traction. 

Have you lost your job due to the lockdown? Sorry, not clear to me from your post.

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