Coronavirus (COVID-19)

[Turkmenbashi]

2 hours ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said:

Just got the famous blue envelope through the door (20s). It's at the Central Mosque in Glasgow. Anyone know which vaccine they provide there? I don’t want that AZ muck.

My mate got the Pfizer there

[Billy Jean King]

I saw on Twitter that there was an issue with UEFA cancelling/not accepting tickets that didn't tie in with their charter flights. Not sure if that got resolved or if I just misread it.

Yes been hearing stories on 5 live. You had to be booked onto official straight in straight out charters to be eligible for a ticket. Unsurprisingly now Portugal is a bit more accessible the majority of fans were not interested in such restrictions. Just seems sad that even a tiny allocation can't be fully sold due to restrictions.

[Genuine Hibs Fan]

Second dose of the ol' AZ yesterday. No side effects so far this time 

 

 

[Steven W]

13 minutes ago, Detournement said:

The unbelievable magic of masks has really been embraced by huge amounts of people.

It's a bawhair more protection from airborne particles than you get from wearing a crucifix round your neck.

Agree. Some people seem to think that a virus particle is some big chunky thing that couldn't possibly find its way around a flimsy bit of cloth loosely positioned over your gob.

[DeeTillEhDeh]

The unbelievable magic of masks has really been embraced by huge amounts of people.
It's a bawhair more protection from airborne particles than you get from wearing a crucifix round your neck.

Because it's not about protecting yourself but others.

Ideal for the clatty b*****ds who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.

[super_carson]

Just had the pfizery goodness pumped into me at Ingilston.

I don't drink anymore, so if someone could sink some pints on my behalf that'd be great.

[MacDuffman]

Took the Mrs to Motherwell yesterday. Took an hour to get in and jagged. Going to EK next Saturday myself. Hopefully a bit quicker there.

[Detournement]

1 hour ago, DeeTillEhDeh said:

Because it's not about protecting yourself but others.

Ideal for the clatty b*****ds who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.

The tweet I posted believes that face masks are filtering germs and pollution from the air she is breathing. 

Masks aren't like condoms catching jizz. Particles are going through them and round the sides. Which is handy because that's how you get oxygen. 

[GNU_Linux]

2 minutes ago, Detournement said:

The tweet I posted believes that face masks are filtering germs and pollution from the air she is breathing. 

Masks aren't like condoms catching jizz. Particles are going through them and round the sides. Which is handy because that's how you get oxygen. 

What if I wear a condom over my heid will that protect me?

[Lofarl]

1 minute ago, GNU_Linux said:

What if I wear a condom over my heid will that protect me?

It will stop all that jizz going in your eyes.

[vikingTON]

Quote

On Friday, Christina Pagel, a member of Independent Sage, argued that the final stage of unlocking should be delayed for two months “until a much higher proportion of people are vaccinated with both doses”, as one vaccine shot provides just 33% protection against B.1.617.2. 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/29/dont-drop-data-not-dates-approach-uk-adviser-warns-as-covid-cases-surge

She is genuinely the biggest fucking psycho of the lot. 

Edited May 29, 2021 by vikingTON

[Detournement]

15 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said:

What if I wear a condom over my heid will that protect me?

You definitely won't catch Covid.

[Detournement]

It won't be long until we have to delay opening up to wait for the booster shots. 

[Billy Jean King]

It's because of the ticket prices isn't it?
Looks like naked greed might have a limit after all.

Nah that wasn't mentioned. It was the conditions mentioned connected to the sale ie can only go on specifically chartered flights that are in Portugal for about 8 hrs. Basically an escorted day trip. They never even mentioned how much these flights were. It's Chelsea fans, plenty would have paid the money without the conditions attached.

[Benjamin_Nevis]

Obviously I am aware the @The_Kincardine has totally lost the plot on here, but when the f**k was Devi "lauded on here"? 

[Wee Bully]

21 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said:

Obviously I am aware the @The_Kincardine has totally lost the plot on here, but when the f**k was Devi "lauded on here"? 

Never, and by no-one.  I have a couple of times noted that what she is saying isn’t what the poster was suggesting, but I’ve certainly never lauded her.  Quite frankly she is a danger, but not one with the influence some would ascribe to her.

Edited May 29, 2021 by Wee Bully

[Ira Gaines]

I understand this is a bit meaningless, but I just wanted to say I loved being at a cinema along with lots of others for the first time in a long while. It's the first bit of normality I've felt for a long time. I hope the SG don't make a c**t of this going forward, at least moreso than they've done already.

[Ira Gaines]

1 hour ago, Day of the Lords said:

Obviously I am aware the @The_Kincardine has totally lost the plot on here, but when the f**k was Devi "lauded on here"? 

Granny was defending her to the hilt at one point but that's the only time I can think of.

[madwullie]

He's just assumed we have without actually reading the thread based on his internal view of what snp supporters like / want / believe. 

[superbigal]

Daily Cases Update:   No change to the upwards trajectory.  This time another near 8% and positivity up to 2.1% ,  Wales & Northern Ireland continue to drop. We now are more than 6 times that of Wales and nearly twice of NI.

Renfrewshire seems sure to go top. Edinburgh rate growing very quickly.  

In Europe no major country now is above 150 per 100K.  There are now nearly 30 countries in Europe with lower case numbers than Scotland. Including Italy and even savaged Czech Republic & Serbia.

Scotland peaked at 301.9 for figures 29th Dec to 4th Jan, (UK was 642.1)    Cases that day were 16,496 and test positivity rate was 11.9%  

Total Cases 7 days from 20th May to 26th May  were 2767 now 2986 up 7.91%.  Positivity was 2.0% now 2.1%.   Cases per 100k were 50.6 now 54.7

Home Nations Daily update:  UK Average  24.9 to 26.2 up 5.22%, England  23.6 to 24.8 up 5.08%,  Wales  9.3 to 8.7 down 6.45%, Northern Ireland 33.4 to 30.9 down 7.49%

Council progress in last 24 Hours as follows.

Click cases by neighbourhood to see the spread on the geographical map. 
https://public.tableau.com/profile/phs.covid.19#!/vizhome/COVID-19DailyDashboard_15960160643010/Overview

Naughty Level 3 Councils

Glasgow City  135.5 to 133.9   Down for 2nd day in a row.

Renfrewshire  115.6 to 132.3  Up 35% in 2 days and as I predicted sure to go top.

East Renfrewshire   106.8 to 124.6  Bit of a spike again but no real hotspots

Clackmannanshire    126.1 to 114.5 Back on the down part of the rollercoaster now.

Dundee City  75.7 to 89.1  Another mover on way towards top up near another 20%

Midlothian   85.4 to 86.5

South Lanarkshire 63.0 to 69.3 

East Dunbartonshire    70.9 to 69.0  Again maybe peaked

City Of Edinburgh   52.0 to 65.9  Silverknowes now Scotland's no go area at 986.2 per 100K    City up astonishing 27% overnight

North Ayrshire  60.1 to 52.0

North Lanarkshire  41.9 to 50.4  Up nearly 50% in 2 days.

Under 50 Level 2 Criteria Club

South Ayrshire  34.6 to 46.2  Up over 100% in 2 days.

East Ayrshire    36.1 to 45.9 Up 27%

Stirling  46.7 to 40.3  

Falkirk   31.7 to 34.8

Fife   29.2 to 35.1 

Perth & Kinross   28.3 to 30.3 

West Dunbartonshire   25.9 to 24.7

 West Lothian  21.8 to 24.6

Angus   19.8 to 21.5

Inverclyde  15.4 to 20.6

The Should be in Level 1  Club Sub 20.0

Aberdeen City   14.9 to 15.7  

Moray   14.6 to 14.6 

East Lothian   13.1 to 11.2 

Aberdeenshire  10.0 to 10.3

Argyll & Bute   10.5 to 9.3

Highlands  7.6 to 8.9

Scottish  Borders  4.3 to 5.2

Dumfries & Galloway  3.4 to 2.7 

Western Isles  3.7 to 0.0

 Orkney Islands  9.0 to 0.0 

Shetland Islands 0.0 to 0.0

Edited May 29, 2021 by superbigal