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When dentists and hairdressers get the green light to go, to name two, I’ll get it. The initial rush for appointments that is. To get dental treatment, or to get your barnet sorted. I understand that.

A cheeseburger though - An hour plus. An Ikea Billy Bookcase - Three hours plus. A tin of Ronseal fence stain and a roll of masking tape from B&Q - Four hours plus. A drive-through Costa coffee - An hour plus. 
 

World’s gone mad.

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8 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

Up until 2008 no two countries that both have a McDonald's have gone to war with each other.  In that regard I would commend their efforts to promote world peace.

Their food is still crap though.

They say that about democracies while conveniently forgetting Britain declaring war against Finland and actually invading Iceland.

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8 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

Up until 2008 no two countries that both have a McDonald's have gone to war with each other.  In that regard I would commend their efforts to promote world peace.

Their food is still crap though.

The Maccy Ds in Skopje, North Macedonia actually closed for lack of interest.

Last time I was there two years ago the Macedonians were going to get a KFC and a Burger King though 

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7 minutes ago, Disabled Colin said:

What do you order?  

I love a hard fired morning roll with butchers lorne.   

McDonald do a thing where you get a burger with an egg and cheese in a horrible muffin.   

I view McDonalds as a coffee shop because that's all I order.  

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Just now, Disabled Colin said:

I don't speak Italian.  What in the Croissant?  

It's Giovanni's secret, he wouldn't tell me. It was that marvellous little roadside cafe I mentioned, well off the beaten path, you won't know it.

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27 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

The United Kingdom is the most obese nation in Europe.

The United Kingdom has had the most Covid-19 deaths in the EU 

Covid-19 is bad news if you're morbidly obese.

A slight easing of the lockdown leads to 5 hour queues for McDonald's.

Sheesh 

Rule Britannia 

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5 minutes ago, Snafu said:

I had no idea I meant that, but I suppose everything is left open to interpretation if you are of a certain bias.

Switch that around and maybe I could read into your reply that you don't see the point in teaching kids how to cook burgers when there's a perfectly good McDonalds ten minutes drive away with a two hour wait.

I bet you I’m better at cooking than you are. I’d make you look a right fool.

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12 minutes ago, Angusfifer said:

In France and Spain you can get a beer in McDonalds.

In Austria you can get a half decent cake. 

Forgot the point I was trying to make there

That's half the plot of Pulp Fiction tbf.

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16 minutes ago, Angusfifer said:

In France and Spain you can get a beer in McDonalds.

In Austria you can get a half decent cake. 

Forgot the point I was trying to make there

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?

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5 minutes ago, Disabled Colin said:

smafu would probably feed beefburgers to swans if he knew how to cook them in the first place.  

Bet he still wears Lynx Java 

Agreed. Snafu queues up at Next on Boxing Day to buy a shumper and a pair of bootcut jeans*.

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1 hour ago, Snafu said:

Useless people teaching their offspring to be useless too and the joys of comfort food. You would think parents would use the lockdown to teach their kids the importance of how to cook or at least learn the basics, this is some of the knowledge passed down from parent to child as it should be. But what if the parent has no knowledge to pass down?

We did some knife skills last week.

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52 minutes ago, Angusfifer said:

In France and Spain you can get a beer in McDonalds.

In Austria you can get a half decent cake. 

Forgot the point I was trying to make there

I'd be happy if they just brought Root Beer back here tbh.

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