NotThePars Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alan Stubbs said: Sure, he broke his own rules to visit a three property farm estate, but I doubt you cucks would go on about it so much if he wasn’t taking it to the elite. You need to log back into the Detournement account, mate 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Wonder what garage off the M1 he’ll have been spotted in. I’m saying Shell at Duckmanton services, just south of Sheffield. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Me and the #lads after a few cold ones down the local checking to see who is fit enough to drive home. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 'I didn't want to expose a friend to a deadly virus when my niece had offered to do it for me.' Incredible stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Why does Boris Johnson need Dominic Cummings enough to go through all this pain just to keep him? There are plenty of incredibly capable, prescient, hard working, well connected people who could do his job. He must offer something more than that if he's worth risking this amount of credibility and political capital, at a time like this. No PM has ever fought nearly this hard to keep anyone, not even Tony Blair with Alistair Campbell or Thatcher with Heseltine. Something's not right here.Because Boris is just the monkey, Cummings is the organ grinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 How many new breaches has he admitted to.? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Who is Matt we need an answer to the Could Boris run without you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hahn Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Todd_is_God said: Given that it's mostly Motorway, a diesel car wouldn't be far away tbf. Not that that matters when he's lying Saw filling the boot of a Discovery yesterday. Don't know how big their fuel tanks are but my folks had one of them a few years ago and said it used to drink fuel like nothing they'd had before. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staggie_93 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Does he really think after this we’ll be thinking “ah, that’s it all cleared up”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Gaz said: 95% sure I got petrol How many cars can go 260 miles, to hospital, to a 60 mile round trip, to another 260 miles, on a full tank of petrol? The hospital's only 2,3,4,5 miles away, tbf. Has anybody checked if there is a hospital close to his parent's estate farm? Edited May 25, 2020 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donathan Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Why does Boris Johnson need Dominic Cummings enough to go through all this pain just to keep him? There are plenty of incredibly capable, prescient, hard working, well connected people who could do his job. He must offer something more than that if he's worth risking this amount of credibility and political capital, at a time like this. No PM has ever fought nearly this hard to keep anyone, not even Tony Blair with Alistair Campbell or Thatcher with Heseltine. Something's not right here.He has dirt on Boris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, GordonS said: Why does Boris Johnson need Dominic Cummings enough to go through all this pain just to keep him? There are plenty of incredibly capable, prescient, hard working, well connected people who could do his job. He must offer something more than that if he's worth risking this amount of credibility and political capital, at a time like this. No PM has ever fought nearly this hard to keep anyone, not even Tony Blair with Alistair Campbell or Thatcher with Heseltine. Something's not right here. Cummings has a lot of dirt on Boris. He (BJ) has to try and keep him sweet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 He thinks he’s convincing people! Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Is this the real prime minister? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr Hahn said: Saw filling the boot of a Discovery yesterday. Don't know how big their fuel tanks are but my folks had one of them a few years ago and said it used to drink fuel like nothing they'd had before. Aye fair enough. No chance a Discovery is doing 600 miles on a single tank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 The most mental bit of this to me is that they allowed questions knowing how much of a state he would be. Anyone who is a poor public speaker knows that they are a poor public speaker. They could've sent him out with the script or pre recorded something. The scripted bit was still awful but the questioning has been wild. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Mahelp Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Forest_Fifer said: 5 minutes ago, GordonS said: Why does Boris Johnson need Dominic Cummings enough to go through all this pain just to keep him? There are plenty of incredibly capable, prescient, hard working, well connected people who could do his job. He must offer something more than that if he's worth risking this amount of credibility and political capital, at a time like this. No PM has ever fought nearly this hard to keep anyone, not even Tony Blair with Alistair Campbell or Thatcher with Heseltine. Something's not right here. Because Boris is just the monkey, Cummings is the organ grinder. As I heard somewhere today, Johnson sacking Cummings would be like emu sacking Rod Hull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Snafu said: Anyone who starts a sentence with 'to be honest' is 90% of the time talking crap. He's said that a few times, absolutely awful performance. Up there with randy Andy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) F*** this shite, I'm awa' to mhak the denner. Edited May 25, 2020 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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